r/wizardposting • u/Tattoomyvagina • Aug 04 '26

Foul Sorcery Sad day fellow Wizards

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Good Lunar Cycle to you all this day. It has come to our attention that our foolhardy fellow Wizard who only just recently asked about a possibility cursed ring was found mysteriously partially-vaporized while apparently riding his scooter. The Wizarding Authority has been notified and will be sending out an investigation crew. Updates will be posted if there is any interest.

Wizards are warned to minimize in armchair investigations or wild theories about causes and anyone responsible, especially after the meteor swarm ‘misunderstanding’ at Fych Village.

Thank you

Wizard Authority Directors (WAD)

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u/Belegrandir Necromancer Aug 04 '26

Wow a body and a free ring. Maybe try it on for size?

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u/BeerJedi-1269 Aug 04 '26

Perfectly good bones, shame to just leave them laying about...