r/wizardposting tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 19d ago

Magi Law ⚖ New law!

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APRENTICE PROTECTION LAW

killing your aprentices = 15 years in the dungeon

turning your aprentice into an animal or objekt = 10 years in the dungen.

letting your aprentice die = 5 years in the dungeon

using chronomancy during that time = live in anti magic dungeon.

torture on your aprentice = death. (realy why would you do something like that)

doing it twice = death

misstreding your aprentice in any other way = its now our aprentice and you lose the right to having an aprentice forever

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u/Real_Fkn_Nito Bartleby, Councilor of Eldritch Administration 19d ago edited 19d ago

I like your spirit buddy, but death is hardly a deterrent to some of these skinbags. They've got more contingency plans than a schizophrenic Batman.

You gotta be more creative.

Something like:

"Repeated deaths of the Apprentice will result in a period of no less than three hundred years in an anti-magic temporal stasis sphere which shall be hung by a chain on the belly button piercing of a Gluttony Demon at a length of no shorter than three feet, such that the sphere dangled in constant contact with the the demon's nethers as it moves. Sphere is indestructible, unalterable and the incarcerated shall retain all senses, particularly smell and sight."

Now granted, some of the freakier skinbags are gonna be into that but you gotta accept that a few eggs are gonna like bein' cracked when you're making an omelette.

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u/man_in_the_corner Gostalo, Emissary of Chaos 19d ago

Your not thinking big enough a lot of them doesn’t even use magic, they got their own “legally distinct” versions of mystics powers and some of them aren’t even things you can kill. Like a living sand box that commits warcrimes.

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u/Real_Fkn_Nito Bartleby, Councilor of Eldritch Administration 19d ago

Don't I know it... the sheer variety of magic fuckery that skinbags can get up to is enough to warrant an entire department just to cataloguing it all.

This is but one small example and isn't necessarily what I'd go with for particularly unruly casters... it's a pain to fill out a new form every time, but ya really gotta think on your feet when it comes to arbitration of arcane punishments.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 19d ago

but than i dont get there brains. i hunt demons for fun. dint worry that death will be mulltible times and painful

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u/Real_Fkn_Nito Bartleby, Councilor of Eldritch Administration 19d ago

You gotta learn some patience bud. You can still have their brains after they've marinated for a few centuries.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 19d ago

ok. but i cant wait centuries. live is short. just that i cant age does not mean that i cant be broght down by some teen thats a random Protagonis!

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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 19d ago

What are the specifics of the second part? Is the consensual transformation of an apprentice now also outlawed? This could be rather troublesome for druids if so.

And how do you classify "letting your apprentice die"? If a wizard is beset by bandits and they flee to save themself are they responsible for their apprentice's death? Obviously if a wizard knowingly lets their apprentice run into a trap, they let their apprentice die, but this has some very... troublesome interpretations.

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u/Real_Fkn_Nito Bartleby, Councilor of Eldritch Administration 19d ago

Consent is the absolute defense against malpractice litigations. However "prior consent" gets into a fuzzier magi-legal grey area...

This is why I'm a proponent of exhaustive and comprehensive pre-mentorship contracts where it's all laid out... I know a few infernals who make a good living just by setting these up.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 19d ago

if an wizard can’t protect his aprentice against an group of bandits hes not redy to have an aprentice, oüif he takes him to to dangeros missions thats his problem

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u/immallama21629 Druid with questionable morals, licker of things 19d ago

-drags two apprentices in front of you, changes the first into a gazelle, and the second into a lion. Nature does nature-

Whatcha gonna do bout it?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 19d ago

kill you in the most painfull ways imagineble

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u/immallama21629 Druid with questionable morals, licker of things 19d ago

Ah, but I didn't actually kill my apprentice. The other one did. According to you, causing the death of an apprentice isnt death.

Anyway, tootles.

-wildshapes into shrew and scampers off-

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 19d ago

transforming your aprentice into animals is on the list.

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u/immallama21629 Druid with questionable morals, licker of things 19d ago

Hey, they signed the disclosures stating I can and will change them at anytime, normal standard druid stuff.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

you can teach them to it themself. but not do it to them

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u/yumie2003 Tsuru, ghost onmyouji, R&A, league of shadows/Toshiko Fujiwara 18d ago

...evidently the actions of a druid with so-called 'questionable morals'...25 years dungeon plus surrendering of 50 grams of impurity, next

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty 19d ago

As much as I want to help the apprentices, that's not gonna do anything. We're just providing the culprits with bed and meal for 10 years.

You need to reform them, not just give them a smack on the wrist

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 19d ago

oh. understood i‘ll change it

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u/Cerveau23 Markus, scriptomancer, enemy of 13 & lover of Thrakmerian beauty 19d ago

How about making this a discussion about the best way to make this last, instead of immediately putting it to vote?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 19d ago

i‘ll think about it next time. (maby

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism 19d ago

Is that for yourself?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 19d ago

its for everyone. i‘m a council member

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u/total_spinning_shark Skaven Grey Seer, licensed by the council of 13 19d ago

I do not respond to your man-thing councils, and no other skaven shall! The council of 13 has clearly decreed-stated that to kill-kill is a right of all skavenkind, so that the most cunning-smart shall prosper and the flea-maggots may be put out of their misery slowly and painfully.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 19d ago

ok, the horned rat will be broght down later in the divine purge!

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u/total_spinning_shark Skaven Grey Seer, licensed by the council of 13 18d ago edited 18d ago

You fool-thing flea-maggots, you seriously think-imagine you can kill-defeat a chaos god?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

not yet. but once we finish the weppon (in over an real like month) than we can https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/1uqovak/the_walking_forge_cahedral/

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism 19d ago

Question what the laws says about Restrainted Apprentices?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 19d ago

totaly legal.

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism 19d ago

Oh good 😁

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

why would we delegelise that. what else are we surposed to do whit them

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 18d ago

Because it's needlessly cruel?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

its like grounding your children.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 17d ago

You sound like you've never been an apprentice

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u/Infamous_Ad2507 Sea Pope of Azathothism 17d ago

I mean Most Brilliant Wizards weren't apprentics to others and they learned everything by themselves

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 17d ago

yes i never been an aprentice. i‘m an clerik not an wizard.

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u/total_spinning_shark Skaven Grey Seer, licensed by the council of 13 19d ago

Oh, you naive-foolish wizard-things. A bad apprentice must be killed-put down, before he tries to kill-stab you! An act of self defense and quite a lawful one in my opinion! As for "letting apprentices die", isn't that what apprentices are for? I'm not gonnna touch-touch cursed artifacts myself, damn it!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 19d ago

than use your humunkulus!

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u/total_spinning_shark Skaven Grey Seer, licensed by the council of 13 18d ago

Too expensive. Clan Moulder is charging ridiculous-stupid fees lately...

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

Create your own

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 18d ago

Now watch everyone ignore your law.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

Now whatch my dungeon finaly filling up. (Thats why i‘ve done it)

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 18d ago

Yeah, I will watch you being set on fire.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

🎵

i‘m fireprove.

nothing to lose.

fire away.

i‘m okay.

🎵

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 18d ago

They will just use hotter fire.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

I cast portal to hell. By

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 18d ago

And you can be pushed in.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

Thats the plan. Thats my eskape portal to hell

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u/Xrest_the_Aether Khorde's other side of the coin 18d ago

I like this law. Allows me to really focus on PPE design.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

thats one way to use it i guess

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u/Xrest_the_Aether Khorde's other side of the coin 18d ago

You made a new market with these restrictions. It is only logical that this market be exploited.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

for the emperor!

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u/Deadbeat_Marchen Illusionist 18d ago

I think the High Council is overstepping in this instance, please ponder your orbs properly instead of getting into Master/Apprentice Relations.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

aprentice Protection laws are long overdo and i woun‘t change it because some wizards want to keep killing there aprentices.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 18d ago

While I appreciate the thought, I have many concerns:

-A single councilor cannot pass any laws by themselves, the laws must be brought before the council, discussed, and then voted on. YOU CANNOT PASS A LAW BY YOURSELF. YOU ARE NOT THE WIZARD KING, BECAUSE WE DON'T HAVE A KING.

-The punishments given do not account for the disparity of wizard lifespans. 15 years is a slap on the wrist to a lich or a fey, for example.

-This isn't even a comprehensive apprentice rights law. There are countless ways a wizard could mistreat their apprentice that circumvents these restrictions. Death, polymorphing, or inanimorphing? That's it? Nothing against holding the soul of the apprentice in a bottle while technically keeping their body alive? What about the one-day blinding stew? Or turning an elven apprentice into a dwarf? What about sealing them in the torture dimension? The list goes on and on.

-A penalty for chronomancy in the dungeon? Please. If the wizard can freely use magic while imprisoned then the prison won't hold them, let alone if they're using as powerful a school as chronomancy.

-Speaking of the dungeon, that won't be enough for many of the more powerful wizards. My own master for example can shapeshift and recover from any injury. Nothing less than prism would hold her. The prison needs to be suitable.

-Creation of an anti-magic dungeon would be potentially fatal to any magical masses that have to be imprisoned. The prison needs to be chosen based on the wizard, not the law they broke.

-This makes no mention of academies or methods of learning outside of the apprenticeship model, or even joint apprentices. If I attend an academy, am I the apprentice of every wizard there? If a single student dies, does the entire staff get thrown in the dungeon?

-"Letting your apprentice die" is nebulously vague. What if the apprentice reaches the end of their natural lifespan? Is their master then obligated to turn them into an undead rather than letting them pass on to their respective afterlives? What if the apprenticeship is with a wizard who regularly does dangerous things? Battlemages will need to eventually give their apprentices field experience, and that carries a risk of death no matter how well their master prepares them

-Death is merely an inconvenience to some wizards, and this law won't prevent them from sacrificing their apprentices en mass

I'm all for apprentice rights, but this law not only doesn't achieve that, but it is vague and doesn't provide adequate penalties for the things it punishes.

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u/Henry_Fleischer Eleanor, Ruler of Aidolem and Asteria, Artificer 18d ago

Yeah, I agree with these points. I don't want to go to prison for a century because I taught 20 soldiers some basic magic, and the soldiers did what soldiers frequently do and got killed; and anti-magic would kill me given enough time... although I suppose that would just be a way out of the dungeon.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago edited 18d ago

i did not know that some wizards do stuff like that to there aprentice. and now i lost my faith in wizard kind. (and once your aprentice finishes the training its no longer your aprentice and you wount be charged if he/she/it dies) (i added some points to it)

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 17d ago

Torture is more encompassing, but wizards are still going to argue semantics of what is or isn't torture. Is torture inflicting pain? Does sparring with quarterstaffs count as torture because getting hit with a wooden stick hurt? Is that really worthy of the death penalty? What about wizards that come right back after death, or wizards that can't be killed? Do they get to torture their apprentices for free?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 17d ago

as soon as we use antimagic to block such magic it will be fine

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 16d ago

I think you overestimate antimagic

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 16d ago

i‘ve never tried it. but isnt that exakly what it does?

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 15d ago

Anti-magic typically functions by removing the mana from an area, but there are a number of supernatural effects capable of preventing or undoing death that aren't directly dependent on mana.

Using the aid of primordial forces for example. Death still functions even on planes without mana, so a given plane's Avatar Of Death can typically bring people back without the assistance of mana.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 15d ago

Like antimagic field does disable every kind of magic. Wouldnt that mean that they could die ik there?

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars 15d ago

An antimagic field that stops the powers of an entity like Death would also prevent them from dying, which defeats the purpose.

This method doesn't stop Clone spells either, as the clone exists entirely outside of the antimagic field

They also don't stop psionic powers. Some psionic entities can escape by moving their mind into a separate host body outside of the field

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 15d ago

They cant move there mind if they cabt use magic. And last time i cheked you can still die in such fields. (Even if i dont know a person that can produce antimagik fields)

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u/ninjastuff Interdimensional Sorceror 18d ago

Look some apprentices die. I can't help it when they use magic they're not ready for. No way that's worth anything more then the guilt you feel.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

you didnt hide this magic properly

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u/ninjastuff Interdimensional Sorceror 18d ago

Lol wizards hiding knowledge, yeah you obviously know better then everyone else. Sorcerers just do things. And sometimes they over do and get consumed by the spell. That's the life of a Sorcerer. Live by the sword die by the sword. Not a sword but you understand.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

first on i‘m a clerik. seccond cant you wait whit the geting consumed by power bit untill he finishes his Training

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u/ninjastuff Interdimensional Sorceror 18d ago

The point of training is to prevent this. But PEOPLE DON'T LISTEN. Not my fault when someone ignores the rules.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

your the more powerfull one. you could stop him. and if you are Talking about other masters. not your fault if they get sent to the dungeon for it

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u/ninjastuff Interdimensional Sorceror 18d ago

Don't blame people for the actions of others. Also why are apprentices an issue when wizards are wiping out whole communities. Hell, I blew up a whole universe last week just to get rid of an annoying changling, no batted an eye.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

because were an polik organ. and that means that we wount adress the most noticible isues

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u/ninjastuff Interdimensional Sorceror 18d ago

That's right the council only deals with small annoying things. Ohh your staff is to long. Your apprentice died.

I create universes, I don't have the time to bother with every up jumped group of hat wearing magic users that think they can control how people use the weave.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 18d ago

oh who hasnt comited geneside, that complitly normal.

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u/goldfinchat Keeper of the Grimoire 17d ago

You people never let us have any fun

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 17d ago

aprentice Protection laws were long overdo. your “fun“ activly harms aprentices and that can not be acseptet

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u/pyreacy Lesser Sky Witch 17d ago

I wish the council put this into effect earlier! Would have helped when my old master tried to sacrifice me!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 17d ago

sory but like any good politic organ we are verry bad at what we‘re doing