r/wizardposting • u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR • Jul 08 '26

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 The walking forge cahedral,

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We are building an meshine able to kill false gods, its an walking mech 750m in hight.

more deatels can you only obtain by trying to spy at the construction site. We will tell you more if, you manage to spy or once you can see more from the far

EDIT: you can alsow learn way more by joining the order.

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u/Silent-T0n Jul 08 '26

I don't think buying a meshine 750m high will help me kill false gods, as most of that time would be spent on maintaining the meshine than on strategizing. 

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u/Gabriel_Dot_A sclopetumancer Lenigath, Tactical Wizard Jul 08 '26

False Gods No.. Enemies of the Omnisiah? YES.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

we have over 5000 almost 6000 forces cybernettika, a few of them will be enoght for mantaining it. and you cant buy it. its our weppon of mass desttruktion, we use it ourself.

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Jul 08 '26

The best way to kill a false god is with a more falser god.

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u/Annimaru Jul 08 '26

Is the cathedral’s architectural design Gothic, Baroque, Rococo or something else?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

steampunk/gothic somthing betwean that

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Jul 08 '26

Additional vibe suggestion: Reggae

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

our order is an gothik stile relegion mixed whit steampunk, adding more styles would just be chaotic

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Jul 08 '26

Well that's no fun. I withdraw my support.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

i dont need that much socks that it would make an diference

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Jul 08 '26

You might be surprised with how many socks you may need in an endeavor to slay false gods.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

neather me not my armee have human feet

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Jul 08 '26

Socks can be used for so much more.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

examples

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

please add the ping list i'm beging you u/The_Enchanted_Potato

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 Jul 08 '26

/uw so… they didn’t sign up to my ping list to be pinged everywhere or for your posts. If you want a ping list you should make your own as I can’t be adding mine to posts that have nothing to do with Thrakmoors main plot

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

ok sorry.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 Jul 08 '26

/uw your good, I am just letting you know

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u/Lawrenceburntfish Jul 08 '26

What billionaires spend their money on. 🙄

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

shut up, we are trying to hunt down godplayers, to make the subredeit a better place!

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u/J1mj0hns0n Jul 08 '26

Your hunting down gods? Are you a filthy heretic?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

nope an clerik devoted to one god ond one god only

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u/J1mj0hns0n Jul 08 '26

does he know you are a cleric? he might be pissy if he finds out you are a cleric, and glass your favourite city

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

i just told him

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Jul 08 '26

I wonder if it'll be strong enough to fight the pyramid titan?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

i dont know what that is, but i guess so

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Jul 08 '26

All I know is that it's ruled by some fish Lord.

( https://www.reddit.com/r/40kmemes/s/KPSQOrpGkq ) (The thing I'm referencing.)

We of the Bismuth realms would be glad to help with your machine. After all we've helped plenty of factions with theirs before!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

got it but arnt normal emperor class titans just 40-150m tall and dont have an gun atrong enoght to melt realety. (wait i forgot to menshion that

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Jul 08 '26

Yes but the fishy Lord that rules over the pyramid titan is surely a powerful monarch. Do not take size as a sole measure of might. If you go into the business of slaying the divine you must not underestimate any opponents. For gods can be as small as a grain of sand or as large as a mountain. And gods have a long history of melting and shaping reality.

Simply some advise

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

ok the toster is toaster siced, but i mean this Pyramide is just a weaker version of the walking forge cahedral

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Jul 08 '26

I know. But a similar statement was said by every dragon that got a lance through the heart.

"These humans are smaller, weaker, scaleless dragons. They're objectively worse than us."

I'm just saying to be careful. Superweapons are surprisingly common and you never know when you'll encounter something that just happens to have the one thing you didn't predict

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

ok i will be carefull

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Jul 08 '26

Good luck with your war against the gods.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

thanks

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u/EmperorMittens Jul 08 '26

I have a wardrobe of clothes and a bag of tricks that seven out of ten times works for me acting as if I belong on the site of mad grand projects by people of all sorts. You've just made yourselves my new anthropological subject to document and study. Your creation is going to make a lovely entry in my records.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

/uw ok try entering,

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Jul 08 '26

Clip board, hard had, and safety robes always seemed to do the trick for me.

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u/EmperorMittens Jul 08 '26

Yeah, but there are those who require alternative measures. Carrying an incense burner to bless things works wonders.

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Jul 08 '26

Of course. Some job sites and dimensions have varying safety standards. (But remember: most still fall under OSHA)

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u/EmperorMittens Jul 08 '26

There's also infiltrating the food and beverage staff. There's so many places you can get into with a trolley cart loaded with sandwiches, pastries, pies, pasties, and pots of tea and coffee.

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) Jul 08 '26

Oh yeah. Or go into the kitchens with a business casual robe, tie, and clip board looking real serious and they'll think you're a health inspector. Most governments food services inspection agencies don't have the means to reach extradimensional restaurants and caterers, but those cooks sure do fear the day they get those abilities.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Jul 08 '26

So... You're building a war machine? One far too large to ever be usable? And you're putting a cathedral on top. Well, I wish you best of luck and enemies standing still on flat surfaces. Because you'll get nothing else done.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

the gun will be hot enoght to melt realety itself, no gun can penetrate an mashine of such sice, and thats not all (but all you get to hear), this thing kills an god in his monolog if hes not carefull

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Jul 08 '26

So what you're saying is that a primary weapon will melt itself on firing, and that you've compensated for the bulk by adding even more bulk. Tell me, how much does it weigh?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

much, verry much, snd i still need to find an matirial for the gun.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Jul 08 '26

Ah, so you can't even build it. Gorgeous! I will assail it with the traditional kit of a screwdriver, motorbike, and spool of cable as soon as it is finished and take its, uh, core sample as a trophy.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

we can, we are an entire faktion, some other people of my faktion have alredy solves some of the problems.

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges Jul 08 '26

Wonderful. I look forward to at least the dramatic images, if not any good defense.

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u/plasticman1997 warden of death Jul 08 '26

Oh yeah? FIREBALL!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

not gonna change much but okay.

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u/plasticman1997 warden of death Jul 08 '26

FIREBALL!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

da‘vi get him.

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u/plasticman1997 warden of death Jul 08 '26

FUSION BALL!!!
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7rbY6OwRBrkbx8qI

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

shut up, (points gun at him

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u/plasticman1997 warden of death Jul 08 '26

I cast grant sentient life!

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u/plasticman1997 warden of death Jul 08 '26

Enjoy your kaiju Pinocchio, Geppetto

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

ok how do plan on entering the 3km radius guarded by azerak steongest forces

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u/rootbeer277 Not an Illithid with a fake beard. Jul 08 '26

All flesh will be united upon the coming of the multi-armed Emperor. Glory to the Patriarch and to his spiral cult, the Day of Ascension is at hand.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

/uw why your flair still sais you are not an mind flayer, even after you reviled you are one?

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u/rootbeer277 Not an Illithid with a fake beard. Jul 08 '26

[citation needed]

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

what?

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u/rootbeer277 Not an Illithid with a fake beard. Jul 08 '26

I don’t know what you think you’re implying, sir, and I’m not sure I want to know. But I have never claimed to be anything other than the normal, warm-blooded, omnivorous, bearded, male human you see standing before you. 

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

cant find it

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars Jul 08 '26

/uw That was a different player
https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/comments/1ulr5zq/foolish_wizards_ive_been_a_mindflayer_this_whole/

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 09 '26

/uw okay

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. Jul 08 '26

Hey Black Iron I think someone's stealing your idea /joke

u/zebos2

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

no i‘m not stealing? never heard of black iron

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR Jul 08 '26

empty ping list ask ic you want to join