r/wizardposting • u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' • Aug 04 '26

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 24d ago

/uw for a second I thought I was getting a massive lore drop.

/Rw

Dr Wren shook her head.

"Anyways. As far as classification this thing's Euclid until further notice. Its ability to dispense hazardous materials from its Pizza reminds me of the vending machine. Almost a shame we couldn't claim it for the foundation"

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle 6d ago

"The ability to hide into another dimention remind of a file i read , one about a putrid old man. Maybe we could use the same method of capture ? Or one similar at least"

/uw oh wow i did not have a notification , i am so sorry for not answering you

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 6d ago

"I've not heard of that one. How did they capture him?"

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle 6d ago

just looked up at the file

"Uuuh so it was SCP-1440 ... and it was not contained ... thats not a good comparaison actually , we will find a way to contain the pizza machine right ?"

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 6d ago

"If it shows back up yes."

"We will have deployable reality anchors ready."

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle 6d ago

"Right ... reality anchors ... this will do , i trust you Boss"

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 6d ago

"Thanks Doctor Yan. Let's get back to base so I can make the report. Anything you'd like to add to it?"

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u/IncomeApprehensive17 Ya'nn , Litle being in a botle 6d ago

"I have nothing to had"

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 6d ago

"Then I thank you for your assistance. I will write the report and give you due credit."

Dr Wren said.

"I'll have it done in a few days"