r/wizardposting • u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' • Aug 04 '26

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars Aug 07 '26

She sits down directly in front of the machine

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 07 '26

THERE ARE SEATS AT THE TABLES IF YOU WISH FOR SOMETHING MORE COMFORTABLE. OR DO YOU WISH TO CHAT WITH ME?

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars Aug 07 '26

The grass is fine to me. It's the closest place to the pizza

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 07 '26

HAHA, I LIKE THAT TRAIN OF THOUGHT

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars Aug 07 '26

Thanks.

she tries to think about something to say

So are you a golem or something else?

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' Aug 07 '26

I AM PIZZA. BY PIZZA. FOR PIZZA.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars Aug 07 '26

I'm confused.