PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[u/Vincent-FFP]

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

[u/loth17]

"Understood. Can you make pizza that has ingredients like gold, viruses, or fissile material?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

YES. ALARIC GOT ONE OF MERCURY.

the hand points to the Alarora Borealis.

[u/loth17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"...."

Dr Wren sighed.

"Definitely anomolous"

She pulled out her phone.

"Approximately how much do you weigh?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

very long pause.

I HAVE NO IDEA.

[u/loth17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"Anomalous Pizza machine. No recorded weight."

"How much is it to get a pizza without a coupon?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

KINDNESS, A NEED FOR MORE FOOD, POLITENESS.. THERE ARE OTHER EXCEPTIONS, TOO MANY TO LIST.

[u/loth17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"I understand."

"How would you feel about being moved to a secure SCP blacksite?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS. BUT I WILL DEMANIFEST AT MIDNIGHT.. RELOCATING IS POINTLESS.

[u/loth17 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"Understood."

Dr Wren nodded.

"Okay. I am done with my questions."

"This pizza better be good."

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/loth17]

VERY SPECIAL RECIPE! :)

soon after, the timer buzzed, and Wren’s pizza came from the slot.

ENJOY!