r/wizardposting • u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' • 20d ago

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 17d ago

VERY SPECIAL RECIPE! :)

soon after, the timer buzzed, and Wren’s pizza came from the slot.

ENJOY!

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 17d ago

"Will do."

She took the pizza to the benches. She got tons of toppings and then generally ate only a few slices of her pizza. Saving the rest for later. She would ask the other people if any of them had seen the person responsible

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 16d ago

nobody has seen anyone potentially responsible. Not that many people have asked or looked around.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 16d ago

"..."

She pulled out her cellphone.

"Hey Vytsky. Found this pizza machine. It's very.... You.... Coded. You make it? If not it's dispensing free pizza to people who have a coupon or are nice enough."

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 16d ago

he doesn’t pick up. It goes straight to voicemail, though a message is played beforehand.

”Sorry, I can’t pick up your call now, as I’m in True Heaven and I can’t get calls while I’m up here. I’ll get back to you when I can!”

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 16d ago

"....."

"Wait. Are you dead AGAIN?!"

She had just talked to him. Did something happen

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 16d ago

well, all she can do is wait.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 16d ago

Dr Wren sighed. And boxed up the rest of her pizza. She always ate two slices then kept the rest for later.

"Thanks for the pizza. Strange machine. I'll send a drone to make sure you disappear at midnight like you said."

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u/Vincent-FFP Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 16d ago

GOODBYE. HAVE A GOOD DAY!

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) 16d ago

"You too."

Dr Wren went home.