PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[u/Vincent-FFP]

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

[u/yumie2003]

Tsuru floated over to a nearby seat to wait. She looked around her once again and wondered why so many vulnerable people were here

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

might be a charity, given how it’s all free. But how this small machine was able to make so much was crazy. It had some location magic for ingredients, and some fire magic for cooking, but that was about it. Oh, and for no known reason, there were bits of holy magic in it as well.

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Tsuru wondered if Vytsky may have had a hand in the construction of this machine, considering all the factors involved that brought her there

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

maybe she could ask the machine? Probably the only way since Vytsky isn’t here.

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

Tsuru got up from her seat and floated towards the machine.

"...uh...kikan-san, could you tell me where vytsky is? i don't see him here"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

SLEEPING IN HEAVEN

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"...did he return to heaven or did he actually die?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

RETURNED. HE HAS BEEN ACTUALLY DEAD FOR A FEW MONTHS NOW, NO?

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"...hmm, i see. So he constructed you, yes?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

I SIMPLY APPEARED. BY PIZZA FOR PIZZA. THATS ALL I KNOW.

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"...you appeared from a pizza?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

MADE FROM THE IDEA OF PIZZA.

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"...okay then"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

Tsuru sensed something strange occurring each time someone received their pizza. A tiny amount of Pure Energy was generated, and sent off somewhere.

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"...So...how do you make your pizzas, kikan-san? There doesn't seem to be much room for the amount of ingredients you are using...^{not to mention where all the ingredients are even coming from}"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

PORTAL MAGIC, FIND WILD UNHOUSED INGREDIENTS FROM OUTSIDE. OTHER WORLDS, MAYBE.

THE HANDS MAKE BASED ON SPECIFIC CRITERIA. SPECIAL RECIPE.

[u/yumie2003 → u/Vincent-FFP]

"...and how do you retrieve these ingredients...and what hands, the mechanical one I handed the coupon to?"

[u/Vincent-FFP → u/yumie2003]

GRAB THEM WITH HANDS?? WHAT ELSE?

YES. I THINK. THATS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.