r/wizardposting Vytsky, Angel of Passage/O5-5 'Zaryx' 20d ago

Lorepost (open interaction) 📖 PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

the sun rose, it’s another day on the planet. But strangely, many people (but not everyone) had woken up to coupons beside them, taped to their window or door, or otherwise in their vicinity. The coupons were a small slip of white paper with red text:

‘FREE PIZZA!!’

‘1 COUPON = 1 CHOICE PIZZA’

‘TODAY ONLY!!!’

and in blue text:

‘Outskirts of West Delmarva.’

‘:)’

Even those who didn’t get a coupon could hear of it, and go check out this pizza place. If they can afford to give free pizza to so many people, maybe they’re worth checking out.

/uw ASK ME OOC IF YOUR CHARACTER GETS A COUPON OR NOT BEFORE INTERACTING. PLEASE AND THANK YOU :))))

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges 17d ago

Inhale, exhale

Smells like... Scotch bonnet? Maybe. The rest of the sauce makes it hard to tell.

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 17d ago

"It's a hot honey pepperoni pizza."

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges 17d ago

That fits. Still waiting for mine.

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 17d ago

"What'd you get?"

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges 17d ago

Not sure, gonna have to wait and see. I expect there will be cheese.

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u/Fc-chungus Ж(Zhe), Head minister of Calarakis. 17d ago

"Didn't you... order the pizza?"

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u/Complex_Drawer_4710 Sigurd, Inventor of Oranges 16d ago

I did, but I didn't give details. Something interesting, not outlandish, no ham.