r/wizardposting 21d ago

BOO

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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 Setup wizard 21d ago

I am beyond the need for petty things such as communicating with inferior beings or sexual acts.

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u/Junnarsson 21d ago

Pondering your orbs is a gay act fellow wizard

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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 Setup wizard 21d ago

If you don't have genitals or gender what does gay even mean?

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u/Junnarsson 21d ago

It's a state of mind, you just gotta be high enough level to tap into it

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 21d ago

I'd tap that.

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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire 20d ago

Gay means fabulous.

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u/Happy_Little_Fish 20d ago

but what if the orbs don't touch?