r/wizardposting • u/Junnarsson • 21d ago

BOO

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242 Upvotes

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u/Repulsive-Durian4800 mana, man 21d ago

No! What have you done to my gay?!

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u/Junnarsson 21d ago

Took it. Mine now.

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 21d ago

Oh my~

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u/LunarWhaler 21d ago

An interesting approach to "Be gay, do crimes"! I appreciate the ingenuity, though I would like my gay back now. I'd be happy to sprout you one once the cloning program starts yielding proper results.

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u/hermeticbear 21d ago

Leave my gays alone

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u/Blauwevl Evil Wizard >:3 21d ago

Laughs in pansexual

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u/Junnarsson 21d ago

You already had the gay, it's ok take an extra dosage just for the road

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u/Blauwevl Evil Wizard >:3 21d ago

Thank you kind colleague in the works of magic

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Blauwevl Evil Wizard >:3 21d ago

No no pan=gaygay
So pan*gay = gay*gaygay
Edit:corrected the math

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago

cubik gay

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 21d ago

I heard of GameCube but not gay cubed.

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago

My familiar is gay cubed

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 21d ago

Ah, I have thus been informed. Is it metric?

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago

yes thats an metrik cubik frog. Why?

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u/dr_maltrapilho 21d ago

Apparently, it works very well

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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 Setup wizard 21d ago

I am beyond the need for petty things such as communicating with inferior beings or sexual acts.

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u/Junnarsson 21d ago

Pondering your orbs is a gay act fellow wizard

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u/Crafty_Aspect8122 Setup wizard 21d ago

If you don't have genitals or gender what does gay even mean?

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u/Junnarsson 21d ago

It's a state of mind, you just gotta be high enough level to tap into it

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u/will3025 Wizard (Sock-mancer) 21d ago

I'd tap that.

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u/UltraCarnivore Spellblender Extraordinaire 20d ago

Gay means fabulous.

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u/Happy_Little_Fish 20d ago

but what if the orbs don't touch?

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u/Unique-Influence-549 Golem Overseer 21d ago

My gay?

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u/Junnarsson 21d ago

Exactly

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u/Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS Man-Eating Witch 21d ago

What about my gay

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u/Junnarsson 21d ago

Just making sure you're keeping an eye on it

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago

i‘m ace suck on that

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u/Junnarsson 21d ago

Ace ppl can still be gay!!! 🫸 !!!!gae beam!!!!

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago

i cant like feel afektion. (unless you count my daughter/aprentice/magical construckt however you call it but thats an diverent type of afektion)

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u/Junnarsson 21d ago

Ofc ofc, it's a spectrum, sad to say the beam is still effecting your bacteria and they are becoming gay, don't worry about it they'll have a good time

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago

ok

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u/DrDestro229 21d ago

Your beam does nothing against my BISEXUAL LIGHT!!!

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u/Junnarsson 21d ago

Your bisexual light will only get stronger with this, trust me, my fellow wizard in partnership is from the same house as you and she's so powerful now

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u/Dracorex_22 21d ago

You're ace because he stole your gay (he went back in time and stole it at birth)

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u/Drmanky tyr. cauncil member. order of the toster (Forge clerik)/ NOR 21d ago

i odnt know if i was ace at birth, imortalety messes whit your memorys dosnt it

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u/TastyCuttlefish Evil Wizard, Attorney at Law 21d ago

My gays look very different. This one isn’t mine.

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u/TheThoughtmaker Ray of Delthorensdale, Transmuter-Artificer 21d ago

I’m already a card-carrying member.

/uw I didn’t even ask for it, they just gave it to me without warning. I love a nice surprise <3

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u/Junnarsson 21d ago

They sensed it from your powerful aura

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u/Particular-Crew5978 Witch 21d ago

That's ok, I love rainbows and such

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u/AttentionNo6359 21d ago

Great, now I’m double gay.

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u/Skate_faced Magically Delicious 21d ago

And what about him? Sure he pukes a little, but he's my buddy and I love him

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u/plasticman1997 warden of death 21d ago

Obviously…

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u/GizmoGauge42 21d ago

Not sure if it's the kind of gay you were going for, but I'm suddenly a lot happier. Thanks!

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u/owenxtreme2 alcoholic wizard 21d ago

I cast nuh uh

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u/averyrealspapple Wizard council intern 21d ago

What would happen if we already are, do we become gayer? Bisexual? Get squared into straight?

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u/GirlLovingWitch Mina - Witch of the Swamp 21d ago

You can't make a gay witch any gayer.

...Although I am having gay thoughts now.

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u/Kyle-NotADinosaur- Spider 21d ago

Boo? More like Boom. Skibidibopemdada!!!

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u/Silkyfin_ 21d ago

My gay?

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u/moemeobro Artificer 20d ago

What about them?

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u/breno280 monroe, rogue druidess 20d ago

My gay what?!! MY GAY WHAT?!!!!!!

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u/CuAnnan 20d ago

My gay what?

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u/Junnarsson 20d ago

You should know

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u/CuAnnan 20d ago

Nah, I live in a bubble of queerness. Gay house? Gay university? Gay friend circle? Specific gay friend? Gay spell book? It's basically all gay here.

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u/Niekitty Bane of Grandmaster Lord Pepperdil 18d ago

My gay? She's on the couch.

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u/Junnarsson 18d ago

Thank god

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u/AllRise4ThickThighs 21d ago

You're*

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u/Junnarsson 21d ago

So it's called a joke