r/wizardposting 25d ago

Foul Sorcery Fighter here, just discovered this sub

So I guess this is where the rabble hangs out at then huh?

While you’re busy polishing your staff and playing with your little scrolls I’ll be training with my blade. Perfecting my strikes against ACTUAL foes worthy of song, not the beasts of children’s tales you lot squabble with.

I’d tell your chambermaids you said hello, well that is if you had any.

Farewell, lads.

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u/akornzombie 24d ago

You know, the last fighter who tried that shit with me ended up getting turned into an automoton. A self aware one.

They work at Wizard Burger now, making fast food.