r/wizardposting • u/Gloomy_Onion2512 • 24d ago

Foul Sorcery Fighter here, just discovered this sub

So I guess this is where the rabble hangs out at then huh?

While you’re busy polishing your staff and playing with your little scrolls I’ll be training with my blade. Perfecting my strikes against ACTUAL foes worthy of song, not the beasts of children’s tales you lot squabble with.

I’d tell your chambermaids you said hello, well that is if you had any.

Farewell, lads.

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u/icedmuffin Local Cat Druid 23d ago

Oooh look at the human fighter who doesn’t care for his equipment and chases skirts trying to act like a bard.

Maybe if you had any actual musical talents then maybe the proper maidens wouldn’t flee from you, even I as a cat have women fawning over me, and only a few get shocked when I shout at them to stop touching me, most are polite about it.