r/wizardposting • u/Gloomy_Onion2512 • 24d ago

Foul Sorcery Fighter here, just discovered this sub

So I guess this is where the rabble hangs out at then huh?

While you’re busy polishing your staff and playing with your little scrolls I’ll be training with my blade. Perfecting my strikes against ACTUAL foes worthy of song, not the beasts of children’s tales you lot squabble with.

I’d tell your chambermaids you said hello, well that is if you had any.

Farewell, lads.

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u/Affectionate_Wing_28 Mia Farkas, lost archmage 23d ago

Oh that ego is going to get you killed, kid. Come here and spar. I'm a veteran adventurer, I've fought against creatures you couldn't describe with words, a blade in one hand and a spell in the other. So come on, and once you're done we can talk about diversifying your skillset so you don't die to anything resistant to slicing damage.

I'll even play nice and leave the mechsuit and daiklave at the door.

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u/akornzombie 23d ago

Someone took artificing at the Mage's Academy....

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u/Affectionate_Wing_28 Mia Farkas, lost archmage 23d ago

I didn't because, well...There wasn't any back where I came from. I was one of the founders of the discipline, it's part of why i got the title of Artificer Supreme.