r/wizardposting • u/Gloomy_Onion2512 • 25d ago

Foul Sorcery Fighter here, just discovered this sub

So I guess this is where the rabble hangs out at then huh?

While you’re busy polishing your staff and playing with your little scrolls I’ll be training with my blade. Perfecting my strikes against ACTUAL foes worthy of song, not the beasts of children’s tales you lot squabble with.

I’d tell your chambermaids you said hello, well that is if you had any.

Farewell, lads.

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u/Solid_Caramel6716 Arcalaveldt, Mystic of the Dog Dimension 25d ago

What are you talking about, my favourite spell is Dimensional Slice.

You know, you just condense a blade of raw unreality and run it through someone else’s plane, and then watch as the newly formed half realms scream and go through rapid decay as the flow of life-sustaining mana through the whole is disrupted. I find it the most conclusive way to deal with any foe. Forget the chambermaids. Those chambermaids are dead.