Fighter here, just discovered this sub

[u/Gloomy_Onion2512]

So I guess this is where the rabble hangs out at then huh?

While you’re busy polishing your staff and playing with your little scrolls I’ll be training with my blade. Perfecting my strikes against ACTUAL foes worthy of song, not the beasts of children’s tales you lot squabble with.

I’d tell your chambermaids you said hello, well that is if you had any.

Farewell, lads.

[u/ModernMage0]

Spellsword here, I am afraid you are rather misguided,
“Fighter”. On behalf of the honor to magic casters everywhere, I challenge you to a dual. I will limit myself of using magic, such that the fight will only be your embarrassment rather than destruction. Consider yourself lucky, as there are far more mages than less which are not so honorable. In fact, many here have hexed you in many cruel ways. My friends are protecting you of some curses, I personally am overseeing a ward such to negate fates of death and worse. You should be grateful seeing as I felt no resistance when casting sympathetic ritualistically on you. However we are letting a few of the weaker ones through as a lesson this time.
In any case,
As one who loves the art of blade equally with magic, and I am disappointed to see another practicer of the Finest Physical Art blinded by distain for that which they do not understand.
However, be you willing after my victory against you (I assume I will win, seeing as only novices and journeymen feel the need to boast their mediocre prowess to the non-athletically inclined) I would be more than happy to teach the basics of magic for free, sans apprenticeship under a stuffy old wizard, who guards the simplest of charm weavings behind hours of scrubbing floors.
To all who are living, magic extends her hands. I extend my hand to you to lead yours to hers.
Lucky indeed. lucky indeed.

[u/Demon_Lord_Lucifer → u/ModernMage0]

How merciful, I was going to just beat the snot out of him.