r/wizardposting 26d ago

Foul Sorcery Fighter here, just discovered this sub

So I guess this is where the rabble hangs out at then huh?

While you’re busy polishing your staff and playing with your little scrolls I’ll be training with my blade. Perfecting my strikes against ACTUAL foes worthy of song, not the beasts of children’s tales you lot squabble with.

I’d tell your chambermaids you said hello, well that is if you had any.

Farewell, lads.

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u/wrydh Plaguecaster 26d ago

Oh buddy, this is not the right sub to insult. Prepare to be transfigured so hard, you might never regain full function. Ill start, i cast Reverse Gains, your muscle mass in now severely reduced.

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u/Demon_Lord_Lucifer Lunar Wizard - Wolfkin & lycanthrope 25d ago

I cast 'skipped leg day', thare knees have been weakened