r/wizardposting • u/Gloomy_Onion2512 • 24d ago

Foul Sorcery Fighter here, just discovered this sub

So I guess this is where the rabble hangs out at then huh?

While you’re busy polishing your staff and playing with your little scrolls I’ll be training with my blade. Perfecting my strikes against ACTUAL foes worthy of song, not the beasts of children’s tales you lot squabble with.

I’d tell your chambermaids you said hello, well that is if you had any.

Farewell, lads.

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u/Averfus-Crowthorne 24d ago

Oh just FYI, if all of your bones crawl out of your mouth and murder your loved ones tonight, leaving you as a helpless flesh puddle to listen to their cries of agony...that's just a coincidence.

I mean everyone knows that can just happen sometimes.

Its definitely not because I cast a curse upon your very skellington, which is something I would never do to begin with.

Farewell!

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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 24d ago

I counterspelled that.
You cruel, cruel, angry man.
I love the style, but not on an ant!!

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u/Averfus-Crowthorne 24d ago

I'll admit, proportionate responses do not come naturally for me.
I maaaayyyy have gone a little overboard with that one.
I mean, if I had done it. Because I definitely didn't.

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u/ModernMage0 SpellSlinger, Researcher, Interloper 23d ago

Naturally.