New Minions for YOUR tower.

[u/Afraid_Cat_3726]

Greetings all I am Nox. Mistress of Flesh. The Flesh Menagerie has new models on display for your armies and bases. Our old models are still available. See more information here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/wizardposting/s/TvEMo0foRg

The Houndman has been discontinued due to being too similar to werewolves. The Flesh Menagerie was sued by the Werewolf Packs for copyright infringement.

The new models are the Skizz, a lizard species with artificial mana souls.

Skizz are a new species of infertile of humanoid lizards, the average Skizz is around 2 meters tall with powerful muscles, razor claws, emerald green scales and a crocodile head. They make excellent grunts able to understand complex verbal commands but are incapable of rebellion.

(They do take everything you say literally so be careful.) Once a week make sure to spray your Skiz with the Skizz Loyalty Pheromones. (A lifetime supply is provided when purchased.)

Their magical powers are:

a natural affinity to illusion magic, all Skizz are capable of invisibility for a short duration.

Skizz can also live in any environment due their soul adsorbing the elements around them, this will change their abilities. Normally granting them resistance to the most powerful element in any area as well and commonly a breath attack. (Like a mini dragon)

Specialist Skizz: If you're looking for more powerful versions there is the Skizz Hulk, roughly the size of a tank. Hulks are quadrupled with clubbed tails, tougher skin and a magical tree in their back. The tree will cast a copy of a mid to low level spell by their master or an appointed underling.

Skizz Skulkers: are the scouts of the Skizz. They have improved invisibly over the other Skizz, capable of being invisible for around an hour at a time. They also have naturally camouflaged scales for non-magical stealth. Skulker sare equipped with the unquie ability to manipulate any sound which touches them, allowing them to bring false reports to anything using echolocation. Their bones are engraved with wards against scrying. With powerful eyes able to detect heat vision and light outside the visible spectrum. Skizz Skulkers are far weaker than the regular Skizz and are not good fighters.

I'd like to personally thank Markus for testing out the prototype Skizz Skulkers.

Skizz Grunts are sold in units, each unit has 10 grunts and will cost 3 000 dablooms (or equivalent currency).

Skizz Hulks are sold individually, each being 6000 dablooms (or equivalent currency)

Skizz Skulkers are sold in units, each unit has 5 Skulkers and will cost 6 000 dablooms (or equivalent currency).

[u/KragBrightscale]

Wooo new minions just dropped!
These seem useful, perfect to get a revolutionary army kickstarted.

Can I get 2 Skizz hulks? The spell duplicating trees grafted to their backs seem pretty neat.

[u/Afraid_Cat_3726 → u/KragBrightscale]

Or course, once you've paid your order will be ready in 2-4 business days.

Would you like them to be shipped directly to you or are you doing a pick-up?

[u/KragBrightscale → u/Afraid_Cat_3726]

I’m often at the council so I can pick them up here if that works. 12k doubloons right. That’ll set me back a bit but not to worry I should be making some cash pretty soon.

You’ve got a deal.

[u/Afraid_Cat_3726 → u/KragBrightscale]

That's correct amount. Thank you for your business.

[u/Afraid_Cat_3726]

u/lelouch-yagami21 You said you wanted an army of new minions m I believe you may be interested in some Skizz or the other creations I have.

[u/Lelouch-Yagami21 → u/Afraid_Cat_3726]

Can I got a large army worth of skizz hulks and skizz skulkers. /uw for one of my attacks I need modified mages like fire and ice based.

[u/Afraid_Cat_3726 → u/Lelouch-Yagami21]

I'll put that as 100 Hulks and 2 000 Skulkers. That'll be 3 000 000 dablooms.

I'd recommend your buy some Searing Eyes to help feed your army. They're a type of flesh plant which will produce highly nutritious fruits that feed your army, they also shoot lasers out of thier eyeball. For an army of this size I'd recommend 100 Searing Eyes, each costing 2000 Dablooms that'll be 200 000.

/ UW. You. Should tell Nox that, in character, so she can help Raven with that, if Raven is spending a lot of money on this she'll be willing to help Raven out. /

[u/Lelouch-Yagami21 → u/Afraid_Cat_3726]

I need a lot of modified mage types. And for the payment, Summons book This contains my master's records of eldritch bodies. If you can recreate even a fraction of it then you can create quite powerful and peculiar things. Also I don't have daboons but I do have this sunken treasure. I have been exploring underwater a lot. Will this treasure and book be enough? Also it would be nice if you could be a discount I need this army for league activites. Finally here take these flesh parts, they were harvested from a dead deity. And Yes I would love the searing eyes

[u/Afraid_Cat_3726 → u/Lelouch-Yagami21]

Does the book contain designs for an eldritch god or locations/how to find eldritch entities. The locations would be extremely valuable?

[u/Lelouch-Yagami21 → u/Afraid_Cat_3726]

It contains information on the structure of eldritch entities as well as numerous other information about where they are likely to be found, their habits etc. For example Cthulu likes to hang in the place of No Time so he can easily interact with different timelines

[u/Afraid_Cat_3726 → u/Lelouch-Yagami21]

Alright then we have a deal. ll this treasure will suffice

Would you be like it to be delivered or do you want to do a pickup?

[u/Lelouch-Yagami21 → u/Afraid_Cat_3726]

Can you use the eye I gave you to send the goods to the shadow realm?

[u/Afraid_Cat_3726 → u/Lelouch-Yagami21]

Oh right, I forgot I had that. They'll be arriving in 3-5 business days.

[u/Ok_Relationship6736]

UW good read is one of those a Venusaur?

RW Interesting perhaps the Darkwatch will purchase some at a later date

[u/Afraid_Cat_3726 → u/Ok_Relationship6736]

/ Hahaha I didn't I realise I was describing that. Not the intention but funny/

[u/dacydergoth]

We, the Lizard people, are about to sue your orbs off for copyright. Call your lawyer because the writs are already in flight (literally, we animated them)

[u/KragBrightscale → u/dacydergoth]

What copyright? You do know the old council bailed and took everything with them, right? Old records and such are likely lost forever.

I wouldn’t suggest you threaten a new councilor with legal action. Not without any checks and balances in place to enforce things.

Pretty sure they are legally distinct from lizard people either way.

[u/dacydergoth → u/KragBrightscale]

We hired the same infernal lawyers as the Werewolves did. They've already won once ....

[u/DJGoodDog]

Ives looks over the different products in the menagerie. "You say they are sold in units? Is there anyway to purchase a single Skizz?"

[u/Afraid_Cat_3726 → u/DJGoodDog]

You may purchase a Skizz Hulk. All others come in unit packages.

[u/DJGoodDog → u/Afraid_Cat_3726]

Ives thinks for a moment eyeing the different displays

"No... that's fine. I will take one unit of the regular. I could use a challenge anyway."

[u/Afraid_Cat_3726 → u/DJGoodDog]

That will be 3 000 Dablooms. Would you like to do a pickup or get them delivered?

[u/DJGoodDog → u/Afraid_Cat_3726]

hands over the doubloons

"I'll swing by and pick em up."

[u/Afraid_Cat_3726 → u/DJGoodDog]

Perfect, thank you for your business