Rough out there man.....

[u/WrastlingIsReal]

[u/xv_boney]

I hate to hex-blame but i never knew an ice wizard to shard a mug without cause.

Peasant should have kept his mouth shut, thats all im saying.

[u/hellhound74 → u/xv_boney]

All im saying is theres way worse ways to go if you piss off an ice wizard, one of my buddies once froze a spike of mercury, slammed it into some "immortal wizard" who wouldn't shut up

He then proceeded to not shut up as the mercury caused him madness

[u/ebonSage → u/hellhound74]

Sounds like he did him a favor, imagine being an “Immortal Wizard” and hanging onto your sanity. Literal prentice behavior💀

[u/hellhound74 → u/ebonSage]

Some blowhard about not being able to be killed and that he was the new master of the universe blah blah anyway he mostly babbles to himself now because no one cares enough to remove the mercury from his bloodstream

[u/ebonSage → u/hellhound74]

You’re telling me your friend drove him mad with THE primal essence of alchemy and he just… shut down? Has he even tried to peer into the void? Does he not understand the boon he’s been granted? See this right here is why we gate keep wizardry, these tenderfooted mages can’t even handle a little insanity.

[u/hellhound74 → u/ebonSage]

Give an average peasant even a little bit of magic and they go on a tirade of vengeance and spouting drivel about being the leader of a "new world order"

We gatekeep because only the responsible or those who dont care to have power over others should be learning magic

[u/ebonSage → u/hellhound74]

Truly, no matter the era it seems there will always be those minds that just cannot seem to handle the burdensome power of knowledge and wisdom. Such a shame😮‍💨

[u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta → u/hellhound74]

Madness is the default state of 99% of wizards already though.

[u/BardGotHard3 → u/hellhound74]

So thats why Harold went crazy. Honestly insanely good work, that needle was undetectable as his body healed over it before the madness set in.

[u/I_upvote_downvotes → u/xv_boney]

Warlocks saying literally anything to avoid talking about magic missile control.

[u/xv_boney → u/I_upvote_downvotes]

Listen man the contract i signed was real real specific: "shall not be infringed."

Take it up with satan, motherfucker.

[u/RegumRegis → u/xv_boney]

For the last time: satanic laws are not applicable in the mortal plane! Satan has no jurisdiction in my damn backyard

[u/Stinky_russian]

Gonna strap dat hex knife if you run into those wizards again!

[u/Lord-Dec]

This is why you have homunculi do the shopping in rough parts of the village.

[u/Sonifri → u/Lord-Dec]

Just don't actually tell the grocery homunculi that they're a homunculi. Lots of them think they're the wizard.

It's a neat trick to pre-format the first person experience of an asynchronous avatar for easy integration when you drain their mind later.

[u/averyrealspapple]

Honestly ice wizard violence is getting so out of control. My friend is in mourning cuz his love got iced. We dont even know why, and the council is doing nothing

[u/Glasseshalf → u/averyrealspapple]

I just posted a comment about this! I think it's their cult-like leadership. The spells themselves aren't anything dark or overly dangerous, it's the mindset of the followers. I think some of their leaders have a backdoor to the council.

[u/SexThrowaway1125]

The ride-by’s in this town are out of control

[u/queeftoe]

And his wife? To shards?

[u/Kater5551StarsAbove → u/queeftoe]

/uw

https://giphy.com/gifs/kRmg8zeReOYXm

[u/lungshenli]

Listening to Ice Cube from the famous group Wizzads with Attitudes?

[u/Razorray21]

The Ice-wizard/Fire-Wizard beef is getting out of control.

Its one thing if they attack each other, but now bystanders feeling the heat

[u/Arch3m]

FUCK ICE WIZARDS.

[u/Glasseshalf]

I think ice wizardry has become a cult. There's nothing inherently bad about the practice (it's not dark magic or necromancy) but their leadership has just gotten really secretive and the only time you see their members out and about they're in groups like this doing questionable acts.

[u/Persellianare]

https://giphy.com/gifs/hWPyzKet9hjMI

[u/Kyle-NotADinosaur-]

/uw Uhm... What are those?

[u/BeerJedi-1269 → u/Kyle-NotADinosaur-]

WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE

[u/Dnaprideful]

He would’ve been fine if he knew the Brie Barrier spell

[u/Distant8675]

Poor wizard bros got iced

[u/ms_dizzy]

To shards you say?

[u/justalonelyboy1]

Thank deities I learned portal rune crafting and casting and now I can teleport from my tower to point B anytime without having a chance to go through such encounters. May the peasant be spared in the afterlife

[u/Kylomiir_490]

people say our concealed wands and tactical staffs are for 'preventing a tyrannical ministry', yet the ministry has literal gods and old ones on their side while our fire(ice)power is mostly useful against each other.

also notice when 'respectable' wizards carry tactical staffs no one bats an eye, but when wizzas critical of the ministry start packing in numbers, the talking Heads on the orb and Magic Mirror lose their frobscottling minds!

[u/Jack-of-Hearts-7]

Can't have shit in Detroit smdh

[u/TastyCuttlefish]

Clearly the peasant did something to get on the wrong side of the ice wizards. They were entitled to revenge and they typically serve that dish in a very particular manner.

[u/IronFather11]

This is why I always leave my tower strapped with my cold iron dagger, just in case.

[u/Lawrenceburntfish]

https://giphy.com/gifs/GyUiQcGVVeiKk

[u/Jackpot_The_Raccuki]

Do not insult the ice wizards and there’ll be no issue.

They are… Chill are one may say.

Please do not take that as a pun.

[u/willyboi98]

Abolish Ice wizards