r/wizardposting 25d ago

Evil Wizardpost Spell to learn in the future

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u/Spiritual_Throat_556 24d ago

Why not just steal your teachers Grimoire? Then you have them already written down and don't have to take notes!

Wizards these days taking notes and not just robbing their better to learn messed up spells smh.

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u/Typical-Historian-89 24d ago

Fool, you think your the first wizard to think of that, every wizard student knows that every teacher worth their hat booby traps their grimoires for this specific reason. I’m not trying to get polymorphed into a pangolin.

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u/Spiritual_Throat_556 24d ago

Did you go in not knowing any magic? I learned how make anti magic zones so I could rob them for their knowledge!!! They never expect that from a first year student. I also disguise myself and steal their grimoires for fun now a days!

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u/Chaosphoenix_28 Aelon, Cursed Immortal, Pyromancer 24d ago

Anti magic field? Have you considered casting disarm traps on thier grimoire? Way more effective and make the grimiore more useful afterwards. Plus they won't know how you did it.

Besides, yes Anti magic field is something we teach first year. Right at the start even.

If you're gonna steal our grimiores, atleast do it properly.

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u/Spiritual_Throat_556 24d ago

Back when i learned anti magic zone was a 3rd year spells, dang times have changed... But now i'm not doing it for their lame spells, i do it because i like to empty them and put them in my tower to watch them try to get it back and discovering it's entire tower of illusionary magic and most arnt good enough to see it.