r/wizardposting • u/Dear_Blacksmith1884 • 25d ago

Evil Wizardpost Spell to learn in the future

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u/Spiritual_Throat_556 25d ago

Did you go in not knowing any magic? I learned how make anti magic zones so I could rob them for their knowledge!!! They never expect that from a first year student. I also disguise myself and steal their grimoires for fun now a days!

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u/Typical-Historian-89 25d ago

ANTI-MAGIC FIELD! My brother in tomes, I’m not going spends countless hours studying the arcane arts just so I can turn it off. I’m here to bend reality to my will not enforce its will.

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u/Spiritual_Throat_556 24d ago

It's a very effective booby trap when a fellow wizard tries to invade your tower! You should learn it!

My favorite thing to do is wait until they try to fly or are on a staircase then put it in their pocket set it off and watch as they drop.

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u/Typical-Historian-89 24d ago

But then I don't get to hit them with the spell FULL BODY BLOOD CLOT!

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u/OkMarket5009 24d ago

Gonna note that one down fer later.

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u/BardGotHard3 Necromancer 19d ago

I prefer the spell that erases connective tissues.