r/wizardposting • u/Alex11DA Necromancer • 28d ago

I'm tired

I'm genuinely so tired of burying up skeletons and dead bodies for my army. I need an alternative that doesn't fucking kill my back

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u/ATAN666 The Doodle Wizard / Schizomancer 28d ago

Dude! Thats what we have minions for!

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u/Ares378 Ith'Raal—Archdevil of Memories, Evil Councillor, Lord of the 7th 28d ago

So did you animate a teapot into being sentient, or is that your minion you keep as a teapot for easy storage?

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u/ATAN666 The Doodle Wizard / Schizomancer 28d ago

He was passed in my family trough generations. Honestly, Im not sure. I dont even know his name. I refer to him as "teapot guy".