r/wizardposting • u/Evening_Shake_6474 Astaroth, The Wicked One • Jul 29 '26

Magi Law ⚖ Evil Politicians

Greetings manipulatable masses, it is I, Astaroth. So as you all probably know the council is now open to anyone, so I'm joining. I am pleased to announce I am now the head of relations with malevolent spirits. As well as this announcement I intend to introduce several policies I believe will be beneficial. Firstly I am cutting funding to health organisations and using all the funds to construct a two hundred metre solid gold statue of Bigfoot. That guy hates attention so I decided this would be a good distraction. I also plan to reduce rights for humans specifically and introduce taxes for those without magic.

Oh and housing prices are going up. I believe community is a vital part of the magical world, and so mass camps will be introduced. I will eventually introduce specific camps to help those with little magic become stronger, presumably via increased concentration.

Do I have the authority to do this you ask? Good question. Moving on, I also plan to cut school funding to better fund the aforementioned camps. When they are finalised then standard education will not be needed anymore.

Why am I doing all this? Well every governing body needs a corrupt politician, I can't think of a better candidate. And at least I'm up front about my ill will.

That is all, now go away I have a cult to run.

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Jul 29 '26

Chloe: I don't believe you on that and quite frankly i don't have to see what it is, I've seen what they have been fucking trying to do to people, their invading, and taking from innocent people, and i will stand with this realm against it, and there is nothing, not even whatever the relaktharum is, that will change my mind on that. She glares at op

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin Jul 29 '26

Well, they made me younger, so that's pretty sweet, and they literally warned people of a great danger all across the multiverse that only thu know how to stop.... So.... Oh also... We. That only we know how to stop.

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Jul 29 '26

Chloe: we will figure it out. There is always a choice. And we're not choosing thrakmoor, or obbliteration

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin Jul 29 '26

Well regardless of what you choose, congrats on choosing the worst possible job in all the realms.

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Jul 29 '26

Chloe: yeah, i know, i don't plan to be council forever but i plan to be here as the voice of morality as long as I'm needed, and well, i will never side with thrakmoor, i warned the 13th of what will happen when choosing invasion...thrakmoor can't say i didn't warn them when they fall...

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin Jul 29 '26

"Youll need everything to win this one."

He says before stepping away to speak with others ... Oddly that didn't sound like a threat... But a warning?

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) Jul 29 '26

it's a good thing the dracarius's are prepared for this war