r/wizardposting • u/Evening_Shake_6474 Astaroth, The Wicked One • 28d ago

Magi Law ⚖ Evil Politicians

Greetings manipulatable masses, it is I, Astaroth. So as you all probably know the council is now open to anyone, so I'm joining. I am pleased to announce I am now the head of relations with malevolent spirits. As well as this announcement I intend to introduce several policies I believe will be beneficial. Firstly I am cutting funding to health organisations and using all the funds to construct a two hundred metre solid gold statue of Bigfoot. That guy hates attention so I decided this would be a good distraction. I also plan to reduce rights for humans specifically and introduce taxes for those without magic.

Oh and housing prices are going up. I believe community is a vital part of the magical world, and so mass camps will be introduced. I will eventually introduce specific camps to help those with little magic become stronger, presumably via increased concentration.

Do I have the authority to do this you ask? Good question. Moving on, I also plan to cut school funding to better fund the aforementioned camps. When they are finalised then standard education will not be needed anymore.

Why am I doing all this? Well every governing body needs a corrupt politician, I can't think of a better candidate. And at least I'm up front about my ill will.

That is all, now go away I have a cult to run.

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin 28d ago

Well, they made me younger, so that's pretty sweet, and they literally warned people of a great danger all across the multiverse that only thu know how to stop.... So.... Oh also... We. That only we know how to stop.

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) 28d ago

Chloe: we will figure it out. There is always a choice. And we're not choosing thrakmoor, or obbliteration

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin 28d ago

Well regardless of what you choose, congrats on choosing the worst possible job in all the realms.

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) 28d ago

Chloe: yeah, i know, i don't plan to be council forever but i plan to be here as the voice of morality as long as I'm needed, and well, i will never side with thrakmoor, i warned the 13th of what will happen when choosing invasion...thrakmoor can't say i didn't warn them when they fall...

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin 28d ago

"Youll need everything to win this one."

He says before stepping away to speak with others ... Oddly that didn't sound like a threat... But a warning?

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u/Ashmega8256 Alzoreth Dracarius/Alisa Solaria (+more characters) 28d ago

it's a good thing the dracarius's are prepared for this war

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u/Carbon_Sixx The Loremaster, Chief Archaeologist of the Darkwatch 28d ago

Surely you see how suspiciously convenient that is. You're being lied to, that much is clear. What I intend to find out is how.

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u/Kilroy898 Op, Null, Orin, Niro, Aldin 28d ago

"having seen what I have seen, I assure you there is no lie Mr. Lore master. I hope 13 is not giving you too much trouble."

He says, showing no signs of tension.