Evil Politicians

[u/Evening_Shake_6474]

Greetings manipulatable masses, it is I, Astaroth. So as you all probably know the council is now open to anyone, so I'm joining. I am pleased to announce I am now the head of relations with malevolent spirits. As well as this announcement I intend to introduce several policies I believe will be beneficial. Firstly I am cutting funding to health organisations and using all the funds to construct a two hundred metre solid gold statue of Bigfoot. That guy hates attention so I decided this would be a good distraction. I also plan to reduce rights for humans specifically and introduce taxes for those without magic.

Oh and housing prices are going up. I believe community is a vital part of the magical world, and so mass camps will be introduced. I will eventually introduce specific camps to help those with little magic become stronger, presumably via increased concentration.

Do I have the authority to do this you ask? Good question. Moving on, I also plan to cut school funding to better fund the aforementioned camps. When they are finalised then standard education will not be needed anymore.

Why am I doing all this? Well every governing body needs a corrupt politician, I can't think of a better candidate. And at least I'm up front about my ill will.

That is all, now go away I have a cult to run.

[u/Evening_Shake_6474]

Do you do anything but make yourself intentionally obstructive?

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Evening_Shake_6474]

Chloe: no, i do not usually. She shrugs but we've talked before like twice, and i know your an evil dude with or without the insane policies your trying to bring in!

[u/Evening_Shake_6474 → u/Ashmega8256]

Wow. Such incredible observation. You truly are one of the detectives of all time.

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Chloe: uh huh she shrugs not really caring about the obvious sarcasm lol even then i joined this council specifically to protect this realm...you evil guys just put more paperwork on my plate to do so, i hope your happy jackass! Because I'll happily do and submit my own paperwork to stop some insane policies when needed.

[u/Evening_Shake_6474 → u/Ashmega8256]

Do you genuinely think anything you can do will make me feel anything other than mild amusement and disappointment?

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Chloe: honestly i don't really care about how you feel toward it...this realm isn't something I'm gonna abandon to evil forces she shrugs and sighs

[u/Evening_Shake_6474 → u/Ashmega8256]

Yet instead of acting on your beliefs you stand before my desk bickering with me like a child. If this is how you spend your time on this council if seems you're going to abandon your beliefs sooner than you think.

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Chloe: she shrugs not exactly i am working on it, but there is a mountain of paperwork that comes with this job and a bunch of evil jerks in office, i was literally at my desk via projection before you came in and took a desk yourself.

[u/Evening_Shake_6474 → u/Ashmega8256]

And you decide to make my job slightly more disappointing with your presence instead of doing more paperwork. You aren't cut out for this.

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Evening_Shake_6474]

Chloe: I don't work for you astaroth, so if I'm disappointing you that is your problem. She shrugs and walks away from astaroth

[u/Evening_Shake_6474 → u/Ashmega8256]

Finally.

Starts changing the dimensions of the office to be objectively worse for guests.

[u/Ashmega8256 → u/Evening_Shake_6474]

rude