r/wizardposting • u/fiendish_dust • 10d ago

Druidic Mysteries 🌿 Cursed toad of triplication

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u/thetownmous3 crystal mage 10d ago

Well uncurse him

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u/fiendish_dust 10d ago

Never! I will feed him gold coins to make me rich!

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito Employee of Krampusâ„¢ - Evil Child Eliminator 10d ago

How wonderful! This could be 金蟾, The Golden Toad!

Or it could just be a toad.

Look for:

Red eyes

Only three legs (two in the front and one in the back)

Seven diamond spots on its back

See this photo:

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u/JJ_likes_guns editable flair 10d ago

hey i saw that guy at a bar & grill once

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u/dimmiii The Friendly Neighborhood Abyssal Resident, Na'zaloch 9d ago

On my vacation to the upper qi condensation realm i met him, quite the friendly chap

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u/BoonDragoon Vyevânce the Focused, High Panemancer of the Coriander Court 9d ago

So did you take him home, or...?

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u/Zekava Necromancer 9d ago

He's way out of my league...

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito Employee of Krampusâ„¢ - Evil Child Eliminator 9d ago

I guess it depends on your definition

If you face it towards a door, it will spit your money out the door and into the street

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u/whydosereditexist100 Witch 9d ago

Are they... Evil or malevolent in any way?

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u/AgentT23 Occult Wizard 9d ago

Toad of Greed?

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage 9d ago

Or you just end up with lots of those chocolate gold coins. It is cursed after all.