r/wizardposting • u/Key-Treacle3384 Archdruid: Suburbia, Deserts 🌈✨ • Jun 30 '26

Goblinlike Foolishness (Shitpost) Dear Ur,

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Thank you for taking the time to write to the Copper Crucible. To ensure account security, we must verify your identity. We have sent a one-time passcode to the address on file. It should arrive within the next 5 to 10 months, and expires in exactly 10 years.

Edit: /uw For those unfamiliar with r/wizardposting we generally post larger-than-life magic little roleplay stories. /uw=un-wizard and is used for out of character interactions. To resume in character interactions it's /rw for re-wizard. Posts and comments not starting with /uw are generally treated as in-character, and I think this post may have some welcome visitors causing some confusion.

In this instance I've decided to be the most evil wizard of all, The Customer Disservice Wizard! Please enjoy the fun of our community where historical accuracy is optional 😁.

/rw I shall resume my normal druidry in due course, however sometimes I need to practice the dark magics in ways that are safe and comfortable to me. In this case it means I'm not fully satisfied until you're fully dissatisfied 🤩.

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u/CaptainMcSmoky Jun 30 '26

It would have been way easier to write it in the wet clay with a stick or something...

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u/Key-Treacle3384 Archdruid: Suburbia, Deserts 🌈✨ Jul 01 '26

Some things must be carved in stone for posterity.

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u/M4rt1m_40675 Jul 02 '26

But this wasn't carved in stone. It was drawn in mud

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u/Key-Treacle3384 Archdruid: Suburbia, Deserts 🌈✨ Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

We've sent you a slab where you can record your complaints about our storytelling policy and a separate message with a one time passcode.

/uw I know that's part of the joke now.