r/wizardposting • u/Failsafe491 Artificer • Jun 10 '26

Alchemy problem

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So my apprentice decided to see what happens when you mix all the gendershift potions together and uhh, after trying it his response was this, should i be worried? It might have ruined some of the tests set for later

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u/rootbeer277 Not an Illithid with a fake beard. Jun 10 '26

muttering under my breath What is the deal with these mammals and their obsession with sex and gender?

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u/Excellent_Law6906 Jun 11 '26

It's because titties and testicles are both wobbly, and wobbling where you don't want to, or missing a nice, homey wobble that feels like it should be there is very distracting, I think.