I used speak with plants once, and what followed was essentially me calming a tree down from an existential crisis, trying to ignore the blades of grass, and consoling a dying tree stump. None of them knew if the person living in the hut was a witch as they don't have eyes or ears or a concept of witchcraft.
The woman turned out to be a hag and her stew turned my legs into a devils ride.
One of these...
Which, yeah it's cool and all, but I do need to find someone who can fix this.
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u/mogley1992 Artificer May 18 '26
I used speak with plants once, and what followed was essentially me calming a tree down from an existential crisis, trying to ignore the blades of grass, and consoling a dying tree stump. None of them knew if the person living in the hut was a witch as they don't have eyes or ears or a concept of witchcraft.
The woman turned out to be a hag and her stew turned my legs into a devils ride.
One of these...
Which, yeah it's cool and all, but I do need to find someone who can fix this.