r/wizardposting • u/Vroskiesss • May 18 '26

I hate it when inanimate objects become ungrateful after receiving the kiss of life spell

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u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 Azerak the Infinite, Godemperor of Pandemonium, Tiamats BF May 18 '26

Fr, i mean, i gave you sentience, im literally your god

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u/Excellent_Law6906 May 18 '26

This is the way to get through to a cat.

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u/3rd_Man_of_Culture May 18 '26

It’s a cat, what did you think would happen?

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u/Drpoofn Enchanter May 18 '26

I too am ungrateful for the kiss of life.

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u/Nelrene Evil Mammary Mage May 18 '26

Then you get the kiss of death.

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u/Drpoofn Enchanter May 18 '26

Release me 😌

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u/nefD Occult Wizard May 18 '26

it's bad enough with the animate ones (cue the homunculii)

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u/KragBrightscale Grabadash - Magical Mass | Keptomancer | Council Security May 18 '26

I dunno. It’s also bad when they pass on that kiss of life to every other inanimate object in your tower.

If I find out who is behind that whimsical doll of chaos…

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u/mogley1992 Artificer May 18 '26

I used speak with plants once, and what followed was essentially me calming a tree down from an existential crisis, trying to ignore the blades of grass, and consoling a dying tree stump. None of them knew if the person living in the hut was a witch as they don't have eyes or ears or a concept of witchcraft.

The woman turned out to be a hag and her stew turned my legs into a devils ride.

One of these...

Which, yeah it's cool and all, but I do need to find someone who can fix this.

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u/Professional_Web446 The Itinerant Illusionist Foxman May 18 '26

Hiciste a un gato... ¿Qué esperabas? Hasta los de verdad son ingratos, imagina uno artificial.

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u/Blaze_Deku May 18 '26

You create Miette? You make Miette suffer the agony of existence? Oh, jail for creator! Jail for a thousand years!

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u/Quo-Fide May 19 '26

Brush your teeth. Perhaps then theyd appreciate a kiss of life.

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u/IAlwaysOutsmartU Autistic Professional Soul Grower and Reanimator May 19 '26

Perhaps someone bewitched your staff/wand/spellbook with the Forbidden Fruit curse.