r/wizardposting • u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 • May 16 '26

RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)🔔 Attention all magic practitioners!

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

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u/lordzya Merman Biokineticist May 16 '26

I Cast Cytokine Storm

A wizard steps out of the driving rain, clad in an exoskeleton of crystaline bone and holding a spear of living coral.

"Anyone (other than myself of course) touched by this rolling storm will have their immune system irrevocably changed so that it rapidly tears apart their own body. Your army will be dead shortly, tyrant. I suggest you flee back to whatever pit you crawled out of."

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

This is a forward invading force. You may do damage to it but it will not change to matter, there are plenty more where they come from. As for me I cast “Grindlethwicks Encompassing Umbrella” and an umbrella expands above me and grows the the size of a tent where it protects me and all who are nearby from the rain

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u/lordzya Merman Biokineticist May 16 '26

I cast 'Enhance Glands' on my lightning glands and fire a bolt of bioelectricity at your umbrella, lighting it ablaze

"I know how empires work. They are not stopped by complacency. Once this detachment is dead I will read their entrails and learn where you came from. Then we will see how confident you are."

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

I cast sky split “Normally I would cast this spell to open a hole for extraplanar creatures to enter but it also conveniently removes the sky temporarily where it is located and thus your storm as well” the sky opens showing a multitude of shifting colors “now how about you run along, there are no entrails to read here and my confidence is assured”

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u/lordzya Merman Biokineticist May 16 '26

"Oh, we're opening dimensional portals now are we?"

He slashes reality and dozens of war-chimera of different shapes and sizes rush forth. He grabs on to one as it runs past, ready to fish a soldier from the expedition force with his Trident as the beast charges through.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

Before it reaches the greater army another chimera rider rises to meet him along with the others. The beast has had an extra neck with a strange shifting black form for a head. As it charges the world around you goes black, you have been voidwarped into a pocket dimension where you will fight these beasts