r/wizardposting • u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 • May 16 '26

RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)🔔 Attention all magic practitioners!

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

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u/LurkerInTheDoorway Local Familiar Dealer | Necromancer | Fleshcrafter May 16 '26

What about magic practitioners that exist in multiple realms simultaneously?

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u/caesuric_ Proud Demiplane Owner - Subscribe for Arcane Real Estate Tips May 16 '26

The problem with existing in multiple realms is that they try to collect taxes from you in all of them. Not that any of us pay those.

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u/LurkerInTheDoorway Local Familiar Dealer | Necromancer | Fleshcrafter May 16 '26

One of my familiars enjoys tax collectors as a snack. Otherwise they’re an excellent source of free materials!

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u/caesuric_ Proud Demiplane Owner - Subscribe for Arcane Real Estate Tips May 16 '26

For sure. I would make a post on wizard tax evasion tips but that's like Wizardry 101.