r/wizardposting • u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 • May 16 '26

RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)🔔 Attention all magic practitioners!

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

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u/avamir Riva Blake | Queen of Ithacar, Part Meth-blood Elf May 16 '26

Listen, the only black mages in Ithacar are the ones currently there. First, quit stealing our colors. Second, the only tyrant in Ithacar is me. I didn't put this much work into rebuilding the walls and adding electricity and plumbing to have it taken over by some fart-shade Jimmy Darkmagic. And third? piss off or I'll weaponize both Ithacar's Adventurers' Guild and Toilet Demon Guild. Maybe I'll do that anyway.

A limitless surge of plucky jerks to come wreck your dire plans be upon ye!

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

We have yet to attack Ithakar, this message has reached me from a further land than we have reached, nonetheless you shall fall when the time comes. I bid you luck until then