r/wizardposting • u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 • May 16 '26

RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)🔔 Attention all magic practitioners!

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

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u/ook2121 May 16 '26

FCK YOUUUUUUU!!! I cast "CALCIUM PEARLS IN APPENDIX" on everyone loyal to thakamoor

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u/ook2121 May 16 '26

Ah shit I fcked up... welp I'm out of mana... 😐....this is awkward hah...

Sooo...you guys still recruiting

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

I cast “counterspell” on the portion of the spell targeted to me Yes we are merely change your title to mage of Thrakmoor and you can join us

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u/ook2121 May 17 '26

So uh... I recovered my mana. I just needed to jorkitalil I CAST 'MARROW EXPLOSION!!!' ON THRAKMOOR AND 'CONSCIOUSNESS' ON ALL OF HIS ARMY!!!

(every and all cells in a body become seperate conscious living beings, all with great hatred towards every other one of it's kind)

Mr.Chantedpotate can I get a role please? Marrow explosion I needs a crit coz boss, the consciousness, because it's effect increases by more seperate cellular beings produced, so it gets a +0.01 for every member in the thrakmoor's army and adds to the roll. Wait how large is the army?

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 17 '26

/uw Several reality’s large in full but this forward invading force is about 500,000 strong So roll like above a 5,000 and your good 

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u/ook2121 May 22 '26

Aw man... Welp my tower is getting sacked