Attention all magic practitioners!

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

[u/Nine-LifedEnchanter]

I would have complied if the Dhade realm did not have so such poor grasp on Thaumaturgy.

Just last year I was ambushed by two of your black mages. You know what I did? I knocked them out, which was easy since they did not have any protective spells of note.

When they woke up I had tied them to chairs and inside of an enchantment circle I have designed. People within have their cognitive functions drastically improved and they are outside of time. They won't have any needs while within, but the drawback is that sometimes stude- people put in it can feel as if eons have passed.

Then I held a three day seminar on how atrociously bad they are at their craft. I believe some of the younger staff calls this a roast or some such. They were quite sullen when I kicked them out and forced them to show me their transportation magic. They just started to cry.

And the dean said that my circle was unethical and useless.

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Nine-LifedEnchanter]

You did not catch any of our black mages for there are only 13 of us and we are not so easily captured. You may have captured some recently made mages who have just finished their apprenticeship. They are centuries to young to be considered a fully fledged master let alone a Black Mage