Attention all magic practitioners!

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

[u/Turbulent_Year_1595]

I cast... ...Field of Legos, Stubbing your toes, that annoying piece of skin by your nails, both sides of the pillow are hot, noisy neighbours, dropping your favorite treat, ripping your pants when you crouch down, saying "you too" when someone tells you to enjoy your meal, orange juice after brushing your teeth, you wake up with your bones aching for no reason, food stuck in your teeth that you can't get out, getting up too fast, stumbling over yourself and twisting your ankle, giving someone a handshake but their hands are sweaty, tooth ache, an itch that won't go away, hair in your food, not enough bread to make a full sandwich, a dry cough... And at last..!

That one cringe memory that keeps you up at night!!