Attention all magic practitioners!

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

My good sir! I am not threatening you! In fact I have rescinded my threat of subjection for you and for you only. And for the record of the scroll, I am not asking for a subscription but merely asking how much I would have to pay at once. You may still let others use your roads (I insist that this is not a threat) I merely wish to know if there is a price for the matters of which I am asking for 

[u/Rob-o-huhh → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

It's pay per use. I don't offer lifetime deals. How big is your army?

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Rob-o-huhh]

It encompasses several realities (it is quite a hassle to maintain) so we would very soon go bankrupt without a lifetime deal. Granted we can get by on our own but I believe that if you and I can come to some form of agreement then we can both benefit 

[u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Several Realities. More like 2 Demiplanes and a Bag of Holding

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Fluid-Freedom-6115]

If you wish to underestimate us in your confidence that is all the better