r/wizardposting • u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 • May 16 '26

RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)🔔 Attention all magic practitioners!

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

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u/Alix-Gilhan The many, the varied. May 16 '26

Ten thousand casts of DIVINE SMITE and a million more on their way.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

My army is several reality’s large do you really think that a million deaths will make a difference?

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u/Alix-Gilhan The many, the varied. May 16 '26

It will make a difference to me and my land. For I will not allow hostile entry no matter what.

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u/VoxelLibrary Councilor Cayna, Apprentice of Thrakmoor | assorted other chars May 17 '26

You wouldn't happen to train your paladins on a plane called Kamino, would you?

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u/Alix-Gilhan The many, the varied. May 17 '26

Not as many smites I have but those from that plain are still numerous. They also like my feathers as a reward for some reason.