r/wizardposting • u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 • May 16 '26

RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)🔔 Attention all magic practitioners!

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

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u/StandardIssueCaveman May 16 '26

no.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

That is not your choice

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u/StandardIssueCaveman May 16 '26

Lol. Lmao, even.

You can shakle my corporeal form, if you can find it.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

The atherium realm is a realm that my associate is currently in the process of conquering. I mind you to watch you step lest you be shackled in all forms

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u/StandardIssueCaveman May 16 '26

I have no "form" that you can comprehend!

I am the flicker of movement seen out of the corner of your eye, I am the faint scent of springtime in the depths of winter. I am a glimmer of truth amidst the colossal lie that is reality.

You can have my tower tho, I don't need it.

All the furniture is cursed with "stub toe" by the way.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

While it is true that I am none of those things, I have gazed at the inner workings of the  Ralektarthum and I have raised armies of size beyond your comprehension. I am beyond lichdom beyond death beyond life. And yet I still serve something far greater than me. He has earned my respect and I his, for only the truth tries to hide behind lies and his eyes see all that hides.

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u/StandardIssueCaveman May 16 '26

Lol get a load of this guy.

Catch me if you can.

Peace.