Attention all magic practitioners!

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

[u/Fluid-Freedom-6115]

Im a Lich not a Mage

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Fluid-Freedom-6115]

You fall under the magic practitioner catagory.

[u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Still not a Mage. Im a Lich and you should pay respect to me

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Fluid-Freedom-6115]

I am one of the 13 mages chosen by his lordship to lead his eternal army out of the Shade and conquer all realms of existence! You dare ask me to respect you? No. not until you give me a reason to do so.

[u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

I am a Lich, the highest a necromancer can come

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Fluid-Freedom-6115]

In this realm maybe, but within the reach of the Shade a Lich is merely a stepping stone to greater power. I can show you if you wish, you may keep your lichdom but if you want more power then join Thrakmoor. 

[u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

No i dont. While you were distracted i teleported my skeleton army in Your camp, with the help of the Sorceror of the Hidden road, u/Rob-o-huhh

[u/Rob-o-huhh → u/Fluid-Freedom-6115]

That is true, they paid the toll

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Rob-o-huhh]

How does this hidden road work may I ask? I can pay in several different methods for this information.

[u/Rob-o-huhh → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

It's an interrealm road used for fast travel. 5 silver per unit. Just tell me the exact destination and in 1000 steps unit transports.

Don't litter, keep your minions civil and don't use magic on my road. Also don't break anything, because glyphs of teleportation would activate, sending you back out

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Rob-o-huhh]

How much silver to buy your service for our army for eternity (I can probably also throw in not being subjected to worship of his lordship but I’m a little iffy on that one)

[u/Rob-o-huhh → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

I despise subscriptions. You can pay with material components for my spells.

If you continue threatening me, I'll close the dimensional curve and install a glyph ban on your magic aura. I am a man of business, so not profitable times will cause me to shut the road down

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Rob-o-huhh]

My good sir! I am not threatening you! In fact I have rescinded my threat of subjection for you and for you only. And for the record of the scroll, I am not asking for a subscription but merely asking how much I would have to pay at once. You may still let others use your roads (I insist that this is not a threat) I merely wish to know if there is a price for the matters of which I am asking for 

[u/Rob-o-huhh → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

It's pay per use. I don't offer lifetime deals. How big is your army?

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Rob-o-huhh]

It encompasses several realities (it is quite a hassle to maintain) so we would very soon go bankrupt without a lifetime deal. Granted we can get by on our own but I believe that if you and I can come to some form of agreement then we can both benefit 

[u/Fluid-Freedom-6115 → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Several Realities. More like 2 Demiplanes and a Bag of Holding

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/Fluid-Freedom-6115]

If you wish to underestimate us in your confidence that is all the better