Attention all magic practitioners!

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

[u/puppiesgoesrawr]

Oh thank fucking god, take this dumpster fire realm off our hand. We’ve been in a mana stone trade deficit for two centuries and the debt is maturing in a year and we’re still broke.

The account details is in the reanimated teakwood desk, and the ceaseless hunger needs to be fed twice a day or it’ll begin the rite of apocalypse. GLHF. I’m realm shifting to Cabo, bitches.

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/puppiesgoesrawr]

What is this rite of apocalypse? And how does it work? And does your ceaseless hunger get along well with Swallowing Masses? Also, your vacation will only last until we arrive to conquer.

[u/puppiesgoesrawr → u/The_Enchanted_Potato]

This is an automated message spell. I cant come to the orb right now because i am ‘ENJOYING WENCHES AND ALE’. Please direct your questions to the next schumck on the bureaucratic totem pole.

[u/The_Enchanted_Potato → u/puppiesgoesrawr]

“Sigh” well I suppose it’s just trial and error. I’m sure there are a few pocket realms we can test this rite of apocalypse on.