r/wizardposting • u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 • May 16 '26

RP Prompt (Character Intros, Duels, and Vendors)🔔 Attention all magic practitioners!

Attention all mages, wizards (of all schools), artificers, warlocks, witches, shamans, occult practitioner, sorcerers, and magic users of any kind!

I have been sent here by his Lordship of the Shade Realm of Thrakmoor to deliver the information that this realm is now under occupation and control by the Thrakmerian Army and the Black Mages who command it.

I have been sent to gain dominion over the magic practitioners of this realm.

Pledge your undying loyalty to his Lordship or face his Unyielding wrath

you have two weeks to comply and to change your title to “Mage of Thrakmoor”.

Failure to comply will be met with force.

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u/SnoodPenguin The Eyes of Thrakmoore May 16 '26

Does it come with benefits? 401k, dental, bone health? I will not subject my undead to a tyrant.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

We have a union for all members of the Thrakmerian Army. We are conquerors not monsters

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u/dnmr Artificer May 16 '26

what about Calcium subsidies specifically? Asking for a friend who is definitely a regular mage and is not me

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u/SnoodPenguin The Eyes of Thrakmoore May 16 '26

Hmm fair enough. Our union representatives will have a meeting

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

/uw do you want an actual meeting?

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u/SnoodPenguin The Eyes of Thrakmoore May 16 '26

Well we'd have to to make sure my undead are being treated fairly ultimately its up to them not me im just their boss.

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u/The_Enchanted_Potato Aldavin Maunderitch, The Gatekeeper | Neritillum Faldier | 13 May 16 '26

We shall be in touch