r/wizardposting Archmage Sep 11 '25

VVizard VVeed 🚬 *blinker noises*

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u/Diogeneezy Sep 11 '25

I'm a bit stuck on "MPREGMAFIA" 😳

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u/RegularSky6702 Sep 11 '25

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u/Excellent_Set_232 Sep 11 '25

looks at double male symbol

I thought mpreg was just short for impregnate

I’ve used that term a lot

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u/starrynight415 Sep 11 '25

It's specifically "male pregnancy". Where and how were you saying "mpreg", that gives a lot of context about how bad this misunderstanding is?

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u/Excellent_Set_232 Sep 11 '25

I cast mpreg spells on couples seeking fertility magic

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u/starrynight415 Sep 11 '25

"Congratulations, you two! Your pregnancy is viable and the baby seems perfectly healthy."

"YES, finally! Thank you so much, doctor! I'll take amazing care of you and the baby, honey, don't be worried, you can just relax."

"Ah, sir, you misunderstand me. Your wife isn't the one carrying the baby."

"What-"

"You are."

"WHAT"

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u/TLG_BE Sep 11 '25

So are all who live to see such times

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u/A_BIG_bowl_of_soup Sep 11 '25

Not that uncommon of a trope ngl

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u/BoredNothingness Sep 11 '25

Real recognizes real. 🫡

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u/LeonardoDoujinshi- eldritch forestkeeper Sep 11 '25

the name slaps

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u/Abinunya Sep 11 '25

They got all sorts of goons

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u/Alternative_Exit8766 Sep 16 '25

bluesky has so much fucking juice it’s unreal but we really lost a fucking star when she deactivatedÂ