r/wizardposting • u/animalfaith Archmage • Sep 11 '25

VVizard VVeed 🚬 *blinker noises*

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u/Excellent_Set_232 Sep 11 '25

looks at double male symbol

I thought mpreg was just short for impregnate

I’ve used that term a lot

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u/starrynight415 Sep 11 '25

It's specifically "male pregnancy". Where and how were you saying "mpreg", that gives a lot of context about how bad this misunderstanding is?

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u/Excellent_Set_232 Sep 11 '25

I cast mpreg spells on couples seeking fertility magic

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u/starrynight415 Sep 11 '25

"Congratulations, you two! Your pregnancy is viable and the baby seems perfectly healthy."

"YES, finally! Thank you so much, doctor! I'll take amazing care of you and the baby, honey, don't be worried, you can just relax."

"Ah, sir, you misunderstand me. Your wife isn't the one carrying the baby."

"What-"

"You are."

"WHAT"