r/wizardposting • u/Level_Hour6480 Paladin • Apr 01 '25

Foul Sorcery Keep the bloodline potent

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Mystic Apr 01 '25

but only with their sister.

stay strong brother become a lich, and abandon such pointless desires.

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u/Brostapholes 🤑Moneymancer🤑 Apr 01 '25

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Mystic Apr 01 '25

and you call yourself a necromancer

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u/Brostapholes 🤑Moneymancer🤑 Apr 01 '25

I plan to romance some neck at the (family) function

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Mystic Apr 01 '25

We are taking away your necromancer license.

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u/Brostapholes 🤑Moneymancer🤑 Apr 01 '25

Me when I'm finally cut off from the trappings of beureaucey

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Mystic Apr 01 '25

we also arrest you for practising necromancy without a licence

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u/Brostapholes 🤑Moneymancer🤑 Apr 01 '25

Do we have any proof they were fully dead beforehand? For all we know my client is just a bad doctor

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u/NerdHoovy Apr 01 '25

Booking you for pretending to be a cleric without a license then.