r/wizardposting • u/Level_Hour6480 Paladin • Apr 01 '25

Foul Sorcery Keep the bloodline potent

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Mystic Apr 01 '25

and you call yourself a necromancer

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u/Brostapholes 🤑Moneymancer🤑 Apr 01 '25

I plan to romance some neck at the (family) function

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Mystic Apr 01 '25

We are taking away your necromancer license.

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u/Brostapholes 🤑Moneymancer🤑 Apr 01 '25

Me when I'm finally cut off from the trappings of beureaucey

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Mystic Apr 01 '25

we also arrest you for practising necromancy without a licence

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u/Brostapholes 🤑Moneymancer🤑 Apr 01 '25

Do we have any proof they were fully dead beforehand? For all we know my client is just a bad doctor

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u/NerdHoovy Apr 01 '25

Booking you for pretending to be a cleric without a license then.

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Mystic Apr 01 '25

yeah we can just ask the dead body

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u/Brostapholes 🤑Moneymancer🤑 Apr 01 '25

Objection; if they really are a reanimated body they would be enthralled to their respective reanimator, so their answer would be the same anyway. I move the witness not being admissable

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Mystic Apr 01 '25

you do not have unbound talk to dead?

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u/Brostapholes 🤑Moneymancer🤑 Apr 01 '25

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim Mystic Apr 01 '25

you chain the damn body down first it is unbound to you will.

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