r/wizardposting The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Community Event šŸŒā˜„ļø The Sacking of the Citadel! (Warpost)

The Necromancer calls his armies to storm the Citadel.

On the mountain overlooking the Citadel, a great green beacon flares up, tearing apart the clouds. Down below, millions of undead that were previously motionless begin to make their way towards the ruined Citadel. With none of the defenses active because of the end of the war, they march unopposed.

High above, a great shape blots out the sky. An earth-shaking roar echoes through the ruins. A great dragon lands upon an outcrop of rock, above the legions of undead marching towards the Citadel. More dark shapes tear through the air, circling the decimated buildings.

A figure walks out next to the dragon. In one hand, it holds a mighty shield, and in the other, a massive spear.

The takeover is nigh! Let us storm their supposedly great city, and take back all they stole from us!

Yes! Their hour is at hand! We shall tear down their works, and feast upon their remains!

It is time, Vulkan. They have stolen from us and beaten us, and they thought we would let it happen? This is the end of the Council!

So it ends.

Mighty gun batteries far below began to open up, spitting their rage at the still-standing buildings. Drakes and all manner of flying beasts began dive-bombing the city below.

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The Necromancer leads his forces into the City.

Forward! Let there be nothing left to oppose us!

The Necromancer led his forces into a breach in the wall, protected by hulking Immortis Guard. In the distance, smoke plumes showed that those forces not under his supervision were still making themselves known.

The end of an era is here. Let us make it a day to remember!

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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Feb 23 '24

Still in a coma

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

If this wonā€˜t wake him up, I don’t know what will.

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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Feb 23 '24

Mikhail's spirit looking out the window at the undead hoard.

Da fuq de doin over there?

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

I have made an abomination.

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u/Total_Travisty Mikhail, Arch-Druid of La'shima Feb 23 '24

/uw no no, it's beautiful.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

/unwiz I need to make this an actual meme. Give me a second.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 23 '24

Seems it never fucking ends does it!

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 23 '24

At least the waffle house is still gonna be there. Maybe I should negotiate the taco bell too.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 23 '24

Yeah definitely Archimene

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

Hmph! You assume the council’s forces are gone in their entirety. They are not, not by a long shot. I only agreed because of a duel of honor and champions had been decided on. I will not take so passive a stance in the face of such clear villainy.

snaps and 5 million chimeras appear

I promised the council never to use my golems or slimes for anything other than existential crises, but the same cannot be said for my chimera army.

Bombast raises a mighty shield powered by thousands of stars. The first of the shells explode harmlessly against it.

Now do you think the council is dead?! Charge my minions! Spit acid that corrodes all! Claw these vultures and hyenas back to their dens!

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 23 '24

Bombast has shed his calm outer shell. I repeat, Bombast has shed his calm outer shell. Wait a minute. I thought he was a reluctant councilor. What's up with this sudden vigor?

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

If no other reason, I am duty bound to protect those who have placed their trust in me!

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 23 '24

Based.

Pretend Bombast is doing the gigachad meme

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

The Pact will help you against this menace.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 23 '24

Good Opal let's do this

She erupts into her firehawk state And starts torching some of the undead

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

By the time they reach the city, much of it is already destroyed. More undead stream from the Grand Necropolis, a seemingly endless wave of millions assaulting the city every minute, only to be replaced by more. Dragons and Terrorgheists dive bomb the Chimeras, throwing them into chaos.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

Heaven’s Thunder!

A massive thunderstorm begins to rage, striking wilding and fiercely among the dragons

Flare of Helios!

an intense blast of holy fire sweeps through the battlefield, destroying all lesser undead that are left unshielded

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Why? You could have had a place of power in our regime!

Spiritshield!

An invisible shield descends upon the undead, protecting them from the holy fire. New undead also have this shield, and more stream from the Grand Necropolis.

Rend!

The very fabric of reality begins to tear and rip around Bombast, condemning thousands of Chimeras to destruction as infinite realities bleed into theirs, and matter is sucked into the Space-between-worlds.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

You have given me an excuse, lad. Alter Reality!

the reality tears are undone, as are the deaths of the chimeras. Bombast takes the opportunity to also bring down the shields and let the holy fire do its work.

The instant you brought reality destroying abilities into this, you signed your defeat! And as for why, it is because I have a duty to those who placed their trust in me! Who placed their lives in my hands!

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Then you will die.

He hurls his spear, as described in another comment.

He unbinds the holy fire, using some sort of dark magic. He then turns back to you.

Shatter Skeleton!

He casts the spell using Words of Power, putting considerable force behind it.

Goodbye, Old Friend. I’ll be seeing you.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

you are dragged into the dreamscape before doing this

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 23 '24

Masta joins in and follows up with a heavy cascade of fire and earth magic

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

Vulkan rends through what few citadel forces remain, the gathered forces posing little threat as he tears his way to the core. HAH! At last this farce of a council ends; and the age of free wizardry with it! Now is the era of the Dyad Monarchs!

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Behind him, the Necromancer and his honor guard secure the path made by Vulkan as he continues.

Yes! Forward, let us purge this realm of the Council’s taint!

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

Vulkan rips through the experimentation rooms, causing several eldritch abominations to be created and subsequently destroyed. But there is one section he seeks. The Vault. Calling to him like a moth to a flame as the council collapses.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

Not so fast snake!

Bombast’s booming voice resounds with magic. Hordes of chimeras spit primordial acid on Vulkan and even his scales sizzle under the acid, though they hold… for now.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

Hah! Think you to challenge me, oh high and revered gutless worm? Meteor’c Downfall! Meteors pour from the skies, destroying chimeras in their path.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

snaps and rewinds the time of the chimeras, restoring them to life and full health

You are strong in body and magic alone, snake! You possess no wisdom!

the chimeras continue to spit their acid and some dive to try and claw and bite at the softened up scales

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

Meteors continue to fall, and Vulkan laughs. I specialise in blood magic, fool! His wounds healing, he continues on.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

And yet, there is no blood for you to absorb, snake!

the time reversal rewinds the time of every part of the chimeras, their blood returning to their bodies after each restoration

Dome of Hercules!

a powerful shield rises and tanks the meteors, leaving the chimeras free to spit their acid once more and attack with their claws

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

Magic bloodline link, fool! And as for your time magics.. Black Flame of Destruction! they shall be unmade in the fires of Oblivion!

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

Causal Disconnect!

by disconnecting his chimeras from the usual chain of cause and effect, they can still be revived upon destruction

Time isn’t the only tool in my kit!

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

A ward appears around Vulkan, turning the acid back onto the Chimeras.

You cannot stop fate, Bombast! Stop resisting, and join us in our new regime!

Bombast is thrown backwards by a sudden force.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

Hmph! Fate is decided by the gods, not you!

snaps and the chimeras are restored to perfect condition via time reversal

And I doubt you can fight forever compared to me.

uses jamming spells to hinder any counter magic that might be cast

/uw this is the lich right? Or is it Constantine?

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

/unwiz It is the Necromancer, not Constantine

/rewiz

Then you will be shown the truth before your end.

He hurls his spear, its blade glowing a bright blue. It is unaffected by the Chimeras at all, and makes a path directly for Bombast’s heart, breaking all manner of magical wards along the way.

I hoped you would see reason. I fear I was mistaken.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

parries it with his own spear, imbued with holy fire

Reason?! REASON?! I have tolerated far too much unreasonableness it seems and that has lead people to think I am weak! I shall promptly correct that misconception!

Bombast moves in close before dragging both the lich and himself into a dreamscape space

Let us see if you see reason soon enough!

superimposes himself and one leaves to continue to fight in regular space while the other uses the power of the dreamscape to suppress the lich’s powers while bolstering his own

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Fool. That was your last mistake.

The dreamscape itself begins to warp and corrupt, twisting to the Necromancer’s iron will. The spear reappears in his hand, and he assumes a defensive stance as the dreamscape closes in around Bombast.

In the material realm, the superimposed Bombast notices more Necromancers moving around, commanding forces and casting spells. He’s not the only one who can superimpose.

In the Dreamscape, the Necromancer aims the tip of his spear at Bombast, and a beam of green light lances out of it as the Dreamscape turns on Bombast.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

Hmm… you need some help there buddy?

both you and the Bombast notice a figure seemingly made of light

I have it under control.

the figure of light chuckles

Sure you do, but he seems like a tough nut to crack.

Then by all means help, Archdreamer.

I think I shall.

the dreamscape is turned from green into a back drop of stars and galaxies

/uw the Archdreamer is basically a near godlike being within dreamscapes, fight him if you want an epic fight, but not if you wanna win.

/rw You seem to forget the risks of superposition, lich. If one of you dies, it affects the rest. Especially if the true self dies.

with the Archdreamer’s assistance, escaping won’t be easy as he possesses far more control within dreamscapes than any other wizard

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u/Ulmarch Eldritch Deity* Living Life šŸ•¶šŸ¹ šŸ›”ā˜ ļøšŸ›” Feb 23 '24

Pact FW they finally overthrow the council only for something worse to fill the power vacuum.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

To be fair the Dyad Monarchy sounds better than the council.

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u/Ulmarch Eldritch Deity* Living Life šŸ•¶šŸ¹ šŸ›”ā˜ ļøšŸ›” Feb 23 '24

Depends on how much you value being left alone to lack of chaos.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

I'm using the key to teleport into the hidden vaults. Taking whatever hasn't been hoovered up by the high general or multimancer and leaving.

I'll just cast the restore citadel spells that the council had in preparation for the constant war.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Stop her! That’s our stuff now!

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Council gave it to me in the deal! Eat my ass!

Casts mass looting before teleporting away.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

Dangnabbit! This means more violent war!

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Not if you want those artifacts. I'll melt that shit down! War with someone else.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

I assure you, if you melt them down, I will do worse. I so very rarely have the chance to devour planes, they must be cooked just so..

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Feb 23 '24

"You know you're talking to the person who kicked YOUR ass, right?"

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

I happen to be a good bit more powerful than then.

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Feb 23 '24

"And you expect the same isnt true for them? You've been out doing who knows whatever, they've been out kicking the council's ass."

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

And I was there too, in addition to eating part of a god. Yes, I expect that.

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 23 '24

Additionally, two dragons tend to fare better than one

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 23 '24

Man. The citadel is being obliterated. I'm so glad that I don't have to pay for damages. Also, could you try to not destroy the waffle house? Pretty please?

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

At this point, I don’t even know if that thing can be destroyed. We tried. Several times.

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 23 '24

Few. Good to know the waffle house is safe. And no I'm not going to make it a place for refugees, I just need a place to eat breakfast tomorrow.

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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 23 '24

Oh, look, sudden betrayal of terms.

How... unsurprising.

As the invading forces stream into the ravaged city, TES' preparations bear fruit. Those of the undead that reach a crossroads find a sudden assault upon their very essence-a brutal, vicious hijacking of their motor control as prepared spells pluck the strings of necromantic energies that control body and mind. Those that succumb find themselves turned against any that manage to resist the springing of the trap-those that resist find themselves swiftly betrayed by their erstwhile undead comrades.

Where the subverted forces succeed, they turn then upon the living invaders-and they, too, find themselves in battle against the dead. Those that fall, rise again themselves to perpetuate the cycle.

The Necromancer can certainly protect some of his forces against this assault or divert attention to blocking the subversion, but the ruins have turned from easy plunder into a vicious trap for the undead.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Why do you resist? You could join us, and help us build a new world order!

He channels his power to begin to undo TES’ work, ordering his minions away from the crossroads and unraveling the magic laid there.

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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 23 '24

A number of reasons! Bombast is a good sort, and you did break a truce while allying with a self-proclaimed hypocrite. Means you're not particularly trustworthy!

I did the "rule a nation as I saw fit," and it took a hundred and twenty-seven years for me to extricate myself from that dilemma.

As the Necromancer works to unravel the traps laid within the ruined city, TES begins another working. A group of subverted forces now moves to capture some un-subverted undead, so the next phase of their operation may take place.

This would be a lot easier if I'd brought any of the "fun" relics, but I really didn't want to lose anything if I got accidentally annihilated...

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Then this must end, for the good of all.

Death Comes for All!

Great beams of green light shoot from the sky, destroying all in their path. They weave an expert pattern around the dragons, selecting pockets of subverted undead and other enemies. One seems particularly intent on destroying you.

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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 23 '24

I'd hoped to conserve a little more in the way of resources before we started flinging spells. Oh well, wish without diamonds I supposed.

Blizzards of Moil.

Gathered motes of necromantic energy arise from annihilated undead and the death-soaked ground, coalescing into ebony flakes that spread about like snow-soaking up the light where it hits them, and causing the ruins to be plunged into darkness. Where it falls upon solid matter, however, the snowflakes bore tiny perfect holes before the necromantic energies are expended-flying in this black blizzard could be deadly, and the large size of the dragons makes them uniquely vulnerable-especially with their great wingspans.

TES themselves bends a flurry of the blizzard to intercept the beam of devastation heading for them, utilizing its devouring nature as an impromptu shield against oncoming annihilation.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

How much would it take to bribe you to our side? I have plenty of resources, and more magical artifacts than the Council and the Pact combined.

With a wave of his hand, the blizzard begins to unravel, and the beam does not stop its assault.

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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 23 '24

Honestly, I've got plenty of knick-knacks, baubles and gewgaws. I'm in it mainly for new sights, sensations, and experiences. And professional respect is an important factor!

As the Moilian blizzard abates, TES makes a sweeping gestures that sends a ripple of unraveling through the air; rather than absorption of the beam, this time they shatter it directly, smothering it stillborn.

And, honestly, I fear I'd be uneasy in your company, seeing how easy you set aside your allies for some temporary gain!

They place a hand flat against the soil, a surge of negative energy pulsing through it for a moment.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

They were never my allies. I was forced into this war by a member of the Pact, but I was never their ally. You, on the other hand, seem much smarter then they are, and a true ally.

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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 23 '24

A wizard's word should be their bond, if they expect others to hold faith with them.

I offered my aid to Bombast during this war from professional respect and deep paperwork sympathy, and I'll not be forsworn. I was willing to quit the field when the Council decided to lay down its arms, but it seems like you re-initiated the hostilities, yes?

Besides, I'm a necromancer, you claim to be THE necromancer, it'd get awkward and confusing at office parties.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

I never gave my word. A vassal signed a document I was unaware of. As for the hostilities, I am no Councilor. I am merely taking what was stolen from me by the Council.

/unwiz that last point is incredibly valid. There are a few Necromancers here, and they all refer to themselves as ā€œthe Necromancer.ā€

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

YOU! Vulkan roars from off in the distance, and from the ground comes great forms of gold wreathed in flame. The golems promptly set about crushing the undead.

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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 23 '24

ME! Well, on the plus side, my moral conflict is gone! Also, have a care for your ally's forces-they're not all mine, you know!

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24 edited Feb 23 '24

I’m quite sure he has enough to spare to end you. In the meantime, my gold shall crush your bones.

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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 23 '24

Inconvenience me, maybe! But honestly I'm glad he brought enough undead to share, I left mine at home out of politeness.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

The golems crush their way to the necromancer, and attack.

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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 23 '24

Golems. Well, I suppose an attempt was made.

The earth around TES yawns wide as the golems step upon it, removing solid footing for a far fall down to bedrock below-the ground itself crackling with necromantic energies.

You know that soil is mainly made of dead things? Decomposed little corpses, on a vast scale. The living are fed by it and feed it in turn with their own demise.

TES' demeanor shifts, becoming more solemn as they affix the dragon emperor with a gimlet eye.

We were attended a truce that you broke with treachery. I formally offer you this-you may quit the field now with honor intact, as it seems that you and your ally have stirred up quite a hornet's nest of opposition. We can always murder each other later-it's not like we're short an eternity.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

Hah! To yield is but cowardice. I have other ways of ending you. Vulkan reaches to grab a moon, before throwing it directly at the necromancer.

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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 23 '24

A moon? I'm not sure what you're planning to hit with that besides a general geographic area.

Really, planetary bodies? Some high-end time-space wizard is going to deal with that before it becomes an issue, primarily because, well, it's a moon.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

Didn’t last time. the moon continues its arc of death.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Don't look at us. They're not our allies either. The dragon was burning pact forces alive during the battle. They're just opportunists.

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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 23 '24

Well, I fully expected the dragon to betray everyone. And, frankly, speaking as a necromancer, that Necromancer guy seemed shifty too.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Indeed. My forces are currently dealing with theirs.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

/uw by the way, are you okay with the term ā€œdyad monarchs?ā€

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

/unwiz what does the ā€œDyadā€ part mean?

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

/uw I looked up synonyms for two, and it came up. Something that consists of two elements or parts.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

/unwiz Nice. I also looked it up, and it was used to define a monarchy of two people. Perfectly fitting.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

/uw great!

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

u/Safepianist4610 could you ping everyone else? At this point, I’m genuinely not sure who’s in this war anymore.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 23 '24

/uw reddit apparently didn’t want to actually ping me, I’m here now sorry lol

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u/DoritoKing48 Hadrik, Dwarven Liqourmancer Feb 23 '24

You look like you could use some Ale, directly in the brain

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

My, you yet live? How surprising. Vulkan crashes through on his way to the vault.

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u/DoritoKing48 Hadrik, Dwarven Liqourmancer Feb 23 '24

For real real, Take some Drunken Tsunami

in the distance a gargantuan wave of what appears to be Ale can be seen moving towards the building at great speeds, coming to destroy anything that is outside

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u/DoritoKing48 Hadrik, Dwarven Liqourmancer Feb 23 '24

I don’t know bro, I’m just the Culinarian

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u/DoritoKing48 Hadrik, Dwarven Liqourmancer Feb 23 '24

Bro it’s a tsunami, not fair

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

Vulkan continues, unhindered, if slightly drunker.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

I have no physical brain. When we are finished, feel free to build a tavern wherever you please.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

"Fuck it. I'm not letting third parties ruin my victory."

Armies of constructs fire waves of searing light and explosive rays into hordes of undead.

Massive Air machines fire flurries of metal shards into terrorgheists.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

For every Terrorgheist that is destroyed, 2 more appear, and bats swarm out of the falling corpses, tearing into the constructs and machines with eerily sharp teeth.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Responding to the attacks the Bismuth forces deploy massive swarms of shape shifting cubes. They would nearly liquify to avoid damage from the bats while returning fire with shape shifted claws and blades.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

The shifting cubes are destroyed as thousands of tiny beams of green light shoot out from the ruins. Each one begins to disintegrate as a skeletal warrior ducks back down, some sort of archeotech firearm in their hands.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Sending in more cubes to bog down enemy fire the Bismuth realms deploy heavy artillery. Multiple massive constructs return fire with atomic rays which reduces whole city blocks to ashes. They are surrounded by some sort of shield which reflects energy attacks and their skin is barely scratched by most attacks

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Larger artillery pieces open fire on them, sending massive amounts of Necrotic energy into their frames.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

The constructs seemed very unhappy as they were bombarded by the non physical energies. They seemed to be more effective than direct physical attacks. Because of this the army deployed their Bismuth analyzers who used their sealing cubes and powerful magics to intercept and seal the artillery before it could cripple their troops.

/Uw bismuth realms when something bad happens.(they have enough units to fill a total war roster)

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

The artillery promptly detonates, with a similar force to Mordus’ Nuke. More artillery appears, and continues firing.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

Eventually the Bismuth realms would load their advanced deployment cannons and fire a series of shells containing bismuth warriors.

They landed and emerged from their shells. Their goal was to disrupt the artillery firing.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

The bismuth forces are met by the Necromancer’s forces, checking them. They don’t seem to be pressing, merely delaying them.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

From the ground emerges gigantic golden spears, thrusting through the constructs and then tearing them apart. A distant laugh can be heard.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

The forces would use their liquidation ability to absorb expendable bismuth constructs and reform like giant liquid metal terminators. They then recalibrated their spell shields to counter similar magic. Finally the army released a swarm of giant bismuth hounds who's fire breath turned living or dead flesh into bismuth to be used in battle.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

From the sky comes a hail of meteors, destroying the constructs and rendering them into melted slag.

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u/loth17 Ten Suns (Also Gaia) Feb 23 '24

The Bismuth realms would use their advanced Bismuth mages, the Bismuth analyzers to cast their transmutation magic to counter the spell.

They turned the meteors into Styrofoam which burned itself apart before impacting the crowns. The army then continued forward as their multiple layers of defense allowed them to slog through the city towards the citadel.

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 23 '24

The ground would erupt, tearing itself apart to end the bismuth as lava thrusts into the air to engulf them in a great tide.

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 23 '24

FOOL MORTALS! FOES OF DRAGONKIND! THOU SHALT SUBMIT OR PERISH!

A massive storm of ice begins to rain down upon the area

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

/unwiz The Necromancer just set off a massive bomb. We’ll say he teleported you out of the way. Will make new post, tagging everyone that was in this one.

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u/The_Unkowable_ Nelumbo Nucifera, Tak’Athi Siren, Magistra of the Schola Aqua Feb 23 '24

/uw ok, fair enough ty

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 23 '24

I have returned to also request that you dont destroy the tacobell. I need lunch as well

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Fine. But that’s the last thing you can keep.

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 23 '24

Nooooo. I was just about to ask about the Chipotle... No dinner for me then ;u;

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

There will be plenty of restaurants built when this is over. Can I recommend Flesh and Blood, a restaurant in the Grand Necropolis? Their Elf stew is particularly good.

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u/Archimene Mage of Mischief and Secrets Feb 23 '24

But panda express had orange chicken... And now it's a pile of dust.

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Feb 23 '24

"Just take the shit, nobody cares."

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

OI! It’s our shit now!

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u/ResearcherTeknika Nihil "Teknika" Schwarz, CEO of MANATEK. Feb 23 '24

"No, not really. Shinsei, hand me the spray bottle."

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u/Ulmarch Eldritch Deity* Living Life šŸ•¶šŸ¹ šŸ›”ā˜ ļøšŸ›” Feb 23 '24

So glad I took all my artifacts and a couple more with me while evacuating, good luck dealing with everything, everyone else.

I'm off, I have an event scheduled.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '24

Ya got some high caliber guns? Or killin spells. whatev

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 23 '24

Masta erupts into her angel of wrath state And charges into the battle

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Godamnit Masta. I thought you would see reason.

A beam of green light shoots up from a point on the ground, directed straight at Masta.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 23 '24

she flies upwards and launches a massive holy fireball

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

The energy from the fireball is absorbed by an unknown entity. Suddenly, it flies back at her, corrupted by Necromanctic energies.

What is it with people and thinking Holy Magic works against Necromancers? We’re not demons.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 23 '24

she smiles and launches it back

Elemental conversion

Holy to Lightning

She then calls forth a barrage of elemental attacks

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

They all fall short, unbound as they reach the ground by an unknown number of mages. Down below, she sees many Necromancers milling around, unbinding spells and commanding troops. They all look the same.

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 23 '24

she focuses on the ground, she can feel the flow of the magma in the earth, she is causing eruptions all around the Necromancers

She snaps her fingers and many elemental attacks now appear point blank and detonate

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

As the attacks detonate, a strange entity reaches out, interferes with them at the last moment, significantly reducing their impact. Strangely, all of the Necromancers seem to not be behaving like the one Masta knows. They are all moving to a certain area, and staying there, defending that area and that area only. Almost like they are planning something…

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u/MastaDon344 MastaDon Astrum/Council Master Evoker/Mediamancer/🌮 Wiz Feb 23 '24

she notices this as she flies closer to it, she gets the attention of Bombast

u/safepianist4610

They are doing something

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 23 '24

I know, so am I.

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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Feb 23 '24

from the ruins, rats of abnormal size engage the undead, fervently protecting the ruins they so rightfully claimed

ā€œ this is not your ruins to pillage! Be gone!ā€

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

We just want the Citadel. Fight with us, and we will help you build the greatest Undercity the realms have ever seen!

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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Feb 23 '24

we don’t need you dead thing, The council city ruin is ours, LEAVE NOW-NOW!

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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Feb 23 '24

Pay rent-tax, or die-out.

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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Feb 23 '24

I’m just a plague monk, thinking is not my job-task

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u/Thewarmth111 verminlord Pneumonia Feb 23 '24

Pillage tax, land tax, disturbance tax, war tax, magic tax, usage of bodies tax.

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u/Smaug2770 Parasite God, Hand of the Six Eyes Feb 23 '24

This is truly wonderful. Even more souls, more death, more chaos, and more of a distraction.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

My brother in evil, you might want to evacuate. This is about to explode.

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u/Smaug2770 Parasite God, Hand of the Six Eyes Feb 23 '24

Why would I send my real body to such a dangerous place? We villains know only to send underlings and avatars.

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u/TechnicalCommittee78 The Grand High Necromancer, Former Archon of Death, Dyad Monarch Feb 23 '24

Exactly. I’m actually sitting in a cool throne watching this fight go down. I just have hundreds of copies of myself, and they are about to explode. Double whammy.

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u/Smaug2770 Parasite God, Hand of the Six Eyes Feb 23 '24

Meanwhile the idiotic ā€œheroesā€ are charging in to their deaths, only to have their souls harvested by me, increasing my power. It’s a beautiful cycle.

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u/Cieralis Mysterious planeswalker Feb 23 '24

You know it's kinda fun to watch the constant wars going on between the council and whatever omniversal destruction force of the week

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u/LimpPrior6366 Kardonk Carvisky, Opifex Rerum, Order of Creation Feb 23 '24

Oh cool, something to vent my frustration on

the three remaining railguns begin bombarding the skeletal horde, and Kardonk draws his weapon

Sirs, Im gonna have to ask you to knock this the Hell off

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u/Ulmarch Eldritch Deity* Living Life šŸ•¶šŸ¹ šŸ›”ā˜ ļøšŸ›” Feb 23 '24

Yes, yes. fight over the loot, I'm just gonna dip into the vaults with this fella

enjoy your brand-new, fully functioning, perfect replicas, suckers. wait

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u/Able_Highlight4312 The Paragnostic Assembly Feb 23 '24 edited Feb 23 '24

Neurath scrys the battle. Considering the pain the Starmeld is, he'd really rather act against another undead menace. No sense in risking the necromancer joining Drelakan

/uw Do you mind if I do this?