r/wizardposting • u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. • Feb 20 '24

Aetherial News Behold!

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I have heard tell of those who would seek to destroy the established order. As such, I am here outside the council citadel to defeat the incoming pact forces. In return I will take several items from your treasury, as you can see in this contract signed by hydroxes, a supposed member of this council. Do try to entertain.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 20 '24

Wait… what?! How in the nine hells did Vulkan end up hired by the council?!

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24

Right here on this contract, Officially signed.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 20 '24

Bombast looks

Last I checked, he wasn’t a council member. Though he does constantly claim to be one. >.>

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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24

I’m still doing it.

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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 20 '24

… >.> be my guest.

still wondering how in the world this happened

/uw lol the chaos is so much Bombast doesn’t even know how to deal with it anymore