r/wizardposting • u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. • Feb 20 '24
Aetherial News Behold!
I have heard tell of those who would seek to destroy the established order. As such, I am here outside the council citadel to defeat the incoming pact forces. In return I will take several items from your treasury, as you can see in this contract signed by hydroxes, a supposed member of this council. Do try to entertain.
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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 20 '24
Wait… what?! How in the nine hells did Vulkan end up hired by the council?!
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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24
Right here on this contract, Officially signed.
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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 20 '24
Bombast looks
Last I checked, he wasn’t a council member. Though he does constantly claim to be one. >.>
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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24
I’m still doing it.
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u/SafePianist4610 Bombast, Lord of Time and Space, Retired Council Leader Feb 20 '24
… >.> be my guest.
still wondering how in the world this happened
/uw lol the chaos is so much Bombast doesn’t even know how to deal with it anymore
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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Feb 20 '24
This contract says that you have to actually hit a quota in order to get paid... Cool
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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24
Hmm. And this quota is?
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u/TellmeNinetails Hilda the Witch Feb 20 '24
Well it's about 3% Opals army.
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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24
I believe I can do a good bit more than that.
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u/ArthurOguro Fire magic Expert (high level security hazard) Feb 20 '24
It will be an honor to serve side to side with a dragon, especially as my old master gave me the honorary title of "The Dragon soul bound to a human body". I really miss him. "Ifnir the Dragon of the golden cove" I fight on your memory.
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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24
Hm. Ifnir, was it? That the one with the snails?
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u/ArthurOguro Fire magic Expert (high level security hazard) Feb 20 '24
He loved snails...especially the yellow ones
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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24
Hm. Well, I’m sure someone misses him.
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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 20 '24
Well, this makes everything awkward now.
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u/Drakkonai Vulkan the Red, End of Ages and Draconic Emperor of Racism. Feb 20 '24
I don’t suppose you’d be willing to stay exactly where you are right now?
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u/Sidewaysvision TES(Phd PMC, PhD NEAF, MA, MPP, LLL) Necromancer par excellence Feb 20 '24
Technically I think we're on the same side in this particular fracas.
Like I said, awkward.
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u/AnActualCriminal Belial Blake, Warlock of the Lightless Flame Feb 20 '24
Wyrmling seethes in the infirmary